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News Flash.......

Jimmy Savile is trapped in a time machine. Now then, now then, now then.................
21:43 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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Sick as a parrot!.......

My wife left me today, She says I only ever think about football. That's rubbish, she still doesn't understand me and we've been together 12 seasons....
01:37 Sun 21st Aug 20111 answer, last by trt 01:58 Sun 21st Aug 2011
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Wham!

My mate just told me he was listening to Lub Tropicana. I said "surely you mean Club Tropicana?" Nope it's definitely Lub Tropicana he insisted.. After a quick internet search I finally...
01:14 Sun 21st Aug 20114 answers, last by joeblow90 03:34 Sun 21st Aug 2011
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My wife`s leaving....

My wife says she`s leaving me because I act like a TV host Will she really leave me though? Find out, after the break........
00:17 Sat 20th Aug 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:17 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Celeb Big Brother........

Day 2 in the Big Brother house... Paddy has chopped down all the conifers and is now doing a rough job of paving the driveway....
23:51 Fri 19th Aug 20112 answers, last by craft1948 16:19 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Family Trees........

Have you ever bothered searching your family history? I dabbled into it and was put off by subscription fees but bit the bullet and signed up and it`s amazing, I traced my family back to 1780, all the...
00:28 Tue 16th Aug 201130 answers, last by jackthehat 13:25 Tue 16th Aug 2011
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Ironing...a womans job!

Simple science tells us that women should be ironing. The difference between 'male' and 'female' is obviously the 'fe'. If we look up 'fe' in the periodic table it stands for iron. Science 1 - Women 0...
00:16 Mon 15th Aug 20117 answers, last by wolf63 18:15 Mon 15th Aug 2011
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Women, Pfft.......

My wife has left me, she called me a saddo because of my obssesion of planning things months in advance. That`s her off my Christmas list then...
23:38 Sun 14th Aug 20113 answers, last by dghjtykty 02:03 Mon 15th Aug 2011
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Fabregas has gone...........

That`s another song Arsenal fans have lost Only 2 left lol...
23:17 Sun 14th Aug 20119 answers, last by joeluke 11:38 Tue 16th Aug 2011
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Looters on Sky News now......

Lol, they`ve got to be the thickest feckers ever, camera panning up and down them clocking what clothes and trainers they`re wearing. How long before they are caught?...
18:38 Fri 12th Aug 201120 answers, last by Teddy_boy 00:02 Sat 13th Aug 2011
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Poor old Paddy......

Paddy smashing a hole in his laptop... "What are you doing that for?" asks Mick "I`m looting Ebay"...
18:03 Wed 10th Aug 20115 answers, last by daftgrandad 18:38 Wed 10th Aug 2011
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Latest update on Rowan Atkinson....

Apparently when Rowan Atkinson crashed his McClaren F1 he injured his groin on the gear stick. Now he's got a Blackbladder....
23:38 Fri 05th Aug 20111 answer, last by housemouse 23:45 Fri 05th Aug 2011
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Plenty more fish in the sea........

My wife left me today because she got sick of me constantly using clichés. Women, eh? Can't live with them, can't live without them....
22:38 Fri 05th Aug 201110 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:58 Fri 05th Aug 2011
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A Load of Balls.......

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he...
21:01 Fri 05th Aug 201111 answers, last by marval 14:21 Sat 06th Aug 2011
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Muntjac Deer.........

Every now and then we have a Muntjac Deer wander into our garden at night and it comes to within a few metres of our patio doors, when we put the outside light on to get a better look at it, it runs...
00:18 Thu 04th Aug 20114 answers, last by heathfield 14:51 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Fork that!..........

When I was a kid growing up I used to get covered in strawberries and stabbed with forks...... Life sure was tough in the gateau....
23:38 Tue 02nd Aug 201111 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:56 Wed 03rd Aug 2011
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Mini Cheesecakes......

Rather than make a cheesecake in a conventional round baking tin, what would be the best way to make mini bitesized cheesecakes? Many thanks...
21:48 Tue 02nd Aug 201119 answers, last by Jules001 13:34 Wed 03rd Aug 2011
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Miaowch..........

I've just dropped my cat in an ice cream maker. Who wants a McFluffy?...
22:03 Tue 26th Jul 20116 answers, last by mathysmith 11:15 Wed 27th Jul 2011

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