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Experiment time.....

Can you pinch your nose and say "Mmmmm" for 7 seconds?
21:57 Tue 26th Jul 201122 answers, last by Teddy_boy 21:07 Wed 27th Jul 2011
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Beyonce.....

Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on...
20:47 Tue 26th Jul 20111 answer, last by ummmm 20:49 Tue 26th Jul 2011
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Bunny money...........

Whatever you do, don't try to rob a pet shop if you've got a cold. I tried it today and I only managed to come away with a rabbit. I ran inside and shouted, 'Give me your bunny!!'...
01:14 Tue 26th Jul 20118 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:30 Tue 26th Jul 2011
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What would you have done?.....

Amy Winehouse`s dad Mitch has often been quoted as saying she was always "Daddies little girl", do you think he could or should have done more to help her beat her demons?
00:10 Tue 26th Jul 201131 answers, last by ladybirder 13:06 Tue 26th Jul 2011
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Deal Or No Deal......

Why do they have to keep doing silly gimmicks such as the "Schools out" one at the moment? The show runs well enough in its original format but they bring in these stupid gimmicks every...
23:33 Mon 25th Jul 20118 answers, last by hopalong 20:23 Tue 26th Jul 2011
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How cute is this little fella?

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21:35 Mon 25th Jul 201112 answers, last by Lore 22:51 Mon 25th Jul 2011
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Mamya...where art thou.......

Sharpen up, we want some music!
22:22 Sun 24th Jul 20119 answers, last by anneasquith 23:28 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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Pass it......

As a special surprise for my young son, I arranged for Xavi, Iniesta & Messi to come to his birthday party. All was going well until pass the parcel. They started, then it took 40 minutes to get...
21:13 Sun 24th Jul 20114 answers, last by B00 21:18 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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Accents......

''What do we want?'' ''Northern Irish accents!'' ''When do we want them?'' ''NOIY!''...
20:43 Sun 24th Jul 20116 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 14:47 Thu 28th Jul 2011
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Fantasy Phone Hacking.........

Ed... Hi M/R anythin good happn lst nite? M/R... just the usual spelling mistakes being righted Ed.. M/R u should liten up on it, it`s all the craze now txt spk M/R... I`m not having it, there are...
23:11 Mon 18th Jul 20114 answers, last by wolf63 18:42 Tue 19th Jul 2011
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If your phone had been hacked............

Would it bother you that much as to sue the newspaper?, I read that Chris Evans was p!ssed off to find his name on the list of hacked victims but said he wouldn`t sue...
22:33 Mon 18th Jul 201114 answers, last by Ankou 07:03 Tue 19th Jul 2011
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Kidnap....

I`ve just kidnapped Phil Taylor... I`ve got The Power!...
20:37 Mon 18th Jul 20111 answer, last by zabado 17:15 Tue 19th Jul 2011
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Panic Attacks........

I`ve heard about people having panic attacks before attending weddings, parties and social nights out etc but if someone suffers them afterwards like 5am the next morning ie sickness and diarrhea even...
01:59 Sun 17th Jul 201124 answers, last by ELVIS68 20:49 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Dinner Date..Thursday night....

Quite enjoy watching this until this episode.... It was advertised as an ex army chef trying to impress three ladies for a dinner date..except is was for a gay date Each to their own an all that but...
23:45 Fri 15th Jul 201113 answers, last by anotheoldgit 15:08 Sun 17th Jul 2011
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Mystic Meg....

Mystic Meg shocked to lose her horoscope job at News of the World. Why didn't she see it coming?...
23:48 Sat 09th Jul 20115 answers, last by heathfield 18:08 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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Come Dine With Me this week...........

Gobby Dawn from Middlesborough, it`s been bugging me all week that her face was familiar...then it clicked...she was the mum of baby Alex who got taken from the hospital 20 odd years ago Anyone else...
22:13 Sat 09th Jul 201113 answers, last by Quassia 21:36 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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So proud.....

Went to my sons football team presentation awards tonight and he got 2nd in the "Players Player of the Season Award" and he won the "Managers Player of the Season Award" I was...
22:02 Sat 09th Jul 201133 answers, last by Bobbisox 07:44 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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Pack it in..........

Life with my wife is alot like playing cards. I met her in a club, I gave her a diamond, I even gave her my heart Now I just want to whack her with a spade...
20:43 Mon 04th Jul 20115 answers, last by MichaelZZ 21:32 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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Elton John on Piers Morgan Thurs night.......

Ok he`s been around for forty odd years and does a good interview but his singing is somewhat gruff nowadays Anyone agree?...
23:14 Fri 01st Jul 20119 answers, last by fender62 15:00 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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U2 lyrics.....

I have been searching the internet for U2 lyrics But i still haven't found what im looking for...
23:43 Sat 25th Jun 201112 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 10:03 Mon 27th Jun 2011

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