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Do All Women......

Cook and leave the dishes til the morning? Hoover and leave the Hoover in the last room they`ve done? Sweep the floor and leave a pile of muck near the bin? Leave the car with just fumes in the petrol...
23:34 Thu 03rd Mar 201158 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:11 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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Women Drivers!!!!!!!!..........

I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do? She actually turns left! How am I supposed to prepare myself with these mind games?...
23:09 Sat 19th Feb 201131 answers, last by ummmm 23:29 Sun 20th Feb 2011
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Rocky Horror Glee Show................

Who watched it this week?
21:59 Fri 11th Feb 20116 answers, last by Whickerman 21:44 Mon 14th Feb 2011
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An Ode for ummmmm

There is an Aber called ummmm To some she`s a pain in the bum But to most she`s quite nice Like sugar and spice You either like her or think she`s quite dumb Get to know her and you will soon know...
01:19 Fri 11th Feb 201120 answers, last by pixi- 10:01 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Four Weddings.........

Anyone else watch this?....some of the brides are just so bitchy
23:34 Thu 10th Feb 20114 answers, last by ummmm 11:38 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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He`s behind you!!!!!!!..........

The lead actor in the local pantomime Aladdin was sexually abused from behind on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him....
22:40 Thu 10th Feb 20111 answer, last by NazNomad 23:19 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Tax Dodger.............

The Government claimed a small Cumbrian farmer was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to investigate him. Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay...
22:36 Thu 10th Feb 20114 answers, last by wildwood 06:38 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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A Transfer Window Ode..............

Torres has joined Chelsea for 50m pounds, The Liverpool board were happy and were getting in the rounds, But Kenny put a stop to this, By putting in a bid, To buy an injured Geordie, For 35m quid, The...
00:18 Tue 01st Feb 201111 answers, last by whiskeryron 09:36 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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FAO tiggerblue..........

After seeing your post the other night on the gypsy thread about the car game, I have now completed all 60 levels, it was bloody addictive and like you I was stuck on level 47 for ages, many thanks...
22:53 Sat 29th Jan 201117 answers, last by tiggerblue10 23:21 Sat 29th Jan 2011
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Taking the pee...............

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the...
22:28 Sat 29th Jan 20118 answers, last by slinky.kate 01:13 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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All Play No Say.................

Little boy comes home from school and says "Dad, I`ve got a part in the school play" "Great" says dad "What part have you got"? "I`m playing the part of a married...
22:21 Mon 17th Jan 20111 answer, last by ummmm 22:24 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Corrie Come Dine With Me..................

Ken Morley aka Reg Holdsworth, dribbling, burping and farting at someone elses dinner table, nearly as cringeworthy as Barrymore
23:06 Wed 29th Dec 20107 answers, last by gina32 13:14 Thu 30th Dec 2010
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Anyone else hate the lull between Xmas and New Years Eve?..........

The build up to Xmas is so exiciting yet after Boxing Day it is just like a never ending day of Sundays, anyone else agree?
00:31 Wed 29th Dec 201013 answers, last by madmaggot 12:26 Wed 29th Dec 2010
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Self Basting Turkey.........

Is it as simple as that, in the oven job done?
23:10 Tue 21st Dec 201019 answers, last by ethandron 11:10 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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Printer advice needed...........

Whenever I find a recipe online and click on the "print recipe" button, it always comes out too big At work the printer prints perfect size copies but this one is doing my head in, I`m...
15:49 Tue 21st Dec 20103 answers, last by carlton23 19:10 Tue 21st Dec 2010
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Dirty Duck..............

Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception and asks for some condoms,....receptionist says.... "Shall I put them on your bill? "Don`t be thuckin thupid, I`d thuffocate!...
21:24 Mon 20th Dec 20101 answer, last by Buenchico 21:26 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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Men and Xmas Cards.........

At work there are 25 men and 3 women, no problem with the women giving out Xmas cards because that`s what women do, but men giving men Xmas cards? To `blah` and family happy xmas from `blah` and...
00:29 Sun 19th Dec 20106 answers, last by China Doll 11:12 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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Come Dine With Me.......

This weeks show was a bit of a mish mash with the wannabe posh bloke, the vegan, the black barbie, mr camp and the designer shoppa/alcoholic doctor The doctor was a wine "expert" yet failed...
01:08 Sun 12th Dec 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:13 Sun 12th Dec 2010
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Arsenal Fans........

Another match at The Emirates where the away fans, all 400 of them this time, made more noise than nearly 60,000 home fans How embarrassing...
22:58 Wed 08th Dec 20104 answers, last by lesblue 12:17 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Service History...........

My car an 05 reg, never bothered having it serviced, always been well maintained etc. Anyway I spoke to a dealer with regards to trading it in for a bigger 03 model, the dealer said becuase it has no...
01:24 Sun 28th Nov 20106 answers, last by chas2008 09:17 Mon 29th Nov 2010

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