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Just took my lovely missus out for a meal, only downside is £120 just before Xmas...ouch!...
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Do any of you football fans have a flutter on the football at the weekend?...
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If someone takes an overdose can they section themselves or do they have to be sectioned by someone else, if so how long are they kept in for? The reason I ask is a colleague at work took an overdose...
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Tax on Xmas gifts, Happy Mondays singer winning darts comps back in the day, Ab Editor tweeting, Government sacking people for being 2 minutes late for work. See you all in a weeks time x...
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My heating went off at the weekend, boiler is working fine and hot water ok but the rads wern't getting hot. Called a plumber out and rather than giving me an expensive estimate to fix the problem he...
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Anyone watch Barney destroy MVG in the darts earlier?
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BBC News: Bradley Wiggins in hospital after collision with a vehicle when on his bike. He has sustained injuries to his ribs. When asked about his injury, Bradley is reported as saying that his...
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Wear and tear on the lower spine, Degenerative disc prolapse and 3 discs bulging. Oh and the doc says there's nothing to worry about just yet!...
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Ok the golden rule is leave any 'bubbles' and they'll flatten out overnight, what if they don't? Also any joins that have lifted, what's the best way to get them to flatten now that the paste has...
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I went for my MRI scan for my back on Saturday. Hopefully it will find out why my back keeps going into spasms. Good job I'm not claustrophobic!... It's like putting a cigar in a Smartie tube!, and...
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My son was looking for a charger for his phone in one of our junk drawers and he found a pack of Top Trumps Harry Hills TV Legends.... and who is on the top of the pack?....Jimmy Savile It reads TV...
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Colour of your underwear and the last thing you ate.
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Why do people press the remote buttons harder just because the batteries are low? And why's it so difficult to turn a door handle just because you've got a drink in your hand?...
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To celebrate Europes victory from the jaws of defeat in the Ryder Cup how about a logo change?
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My wife was trying to explain to me about dogs being like their owners. I assured her she's nothing like me....
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Stoptober tomorrow, are you going to give them up for the month?
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Lots of varied replies... What was/is your mum like?
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Just finished reading a book about the band Journey. It's a bit boring, it goes on and on and on and on....
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"Your Only Fools and Horses addiction is ruining my life," shouted my missus "I want you out of this house right now!" "Ok," I replied, "I'll fetch the suitcase from...
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I've just played Cluedo "Who killed the music" edition. Turns out it was Professor Green, in the studio, with the microphone....

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