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My bestman for my funerall, sorryt mean wedding has asked me to ask you this

Whats green and smells of pork. I think he would make a great addition on here dont you. Shall I bin him now.

if u could choose an age to die when

would it be ? mine would be 72 , i wouldnt want to live anylonger then that give me ur age of death please in some cases i can arrange it for u

Doc Spock

It's the little put down lines that make life worth while

In bed last night I thought I would slip something into her hand. She said " put it behind my ear I shall smoke it in the morning"

ChocolatChip

Feeling down : (

I haven't had the most brilliant past, I was bullied for years, suffered severe depression, tried to commit suicide and suffered from an eating disorder, all of these from around the age of 16. This...

redheadisbac

newsdesk

i need to tell u something i sit in my skoda outside ur house every night - hoping for a glimpse of you , when will u give me a glimpse i have sat outside for three weeks now , i sometimes see old...

Newsdesk

A tight squeeze

How do you become part of the huggie group? Do you wait to be invited, or just dish them out to all and sundry? Have you got to be a nice person to receive them? Are there any more strange rituals on...

rug muncher

help required

how do I tell if my girlfriend is cheating on me? She never really wants sex and also I heard a rumour from someone she works with that she slept with all the men at work. She is supposed to be a...

Caribeing

Favourite films

If you could just sit down and relax and watch a movie what would it be. I have quite a few favourites Hitchcocks Psycho Godfather trillogy and a good old weepie Now Voyager

tickledtrout

Tea

I am starving, what are you having for tea tonight? We are having roast sausage with bubble and squeak as seen on Jamie Oliver

knobbynonut

Piles.

Now thats got you all talking aint it.

Doc Spock

Good morning

Am I a figment of your imagination ?

legend758

HTH thread no2...........

Same rules as before 1 answer per post. So......................... HUMP THE HEADMISTRESS

warpig3

Devout catholic

Just wondering if there are any devout catholics around, if so I would appreciate your opinion, or anyones take on this really. My partner and I are expecting a baby shorlty (we aren't married) and...

redheadisbac

i i did it my way

did u do it my way ?

Roughquest

Why do we love ?

People that hurt us, abuse us, harm us??? People we are involved with, why do we love them unconditionally, to allow us to be treated badly no matter what ? Why am I sat here in tears missing someone...

MONTCRIEFF49

monty tak

the biscats wat the fck wat you thoink wind put sheet up chico sqaaawk pretty polly scared like a monkey screacching if im a liabilty let me know as the dwink as took over me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i no...

tiggerblue10

Here I go again!

A few weeks ago I was feeling quite depressed. The last couple of days I was feeling quite good, however, I am now feeling down again. I'm feeling a bit emotional actually and I don't know what to do...

legend758

Due to public demand DTH thread

After the popularity of the HTH? thread . Heres the DTH? thread Did this help ? So whats your one ???

figure

should a man pay on a first date?

i think yes a man should always pay especailly if he takes me out talking of men and dates stewey i miss u were are u man ?

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