Into a Dublin pub comes Paddy Murphy. He looks as if he's just been run over by a train. His right arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut to ribbons, he’s bruised and he’s walking...
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I wasnt sure which category to put this really,...
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies...
Pressures on...had 1 call one voicemail and two texts about it... Plus a manager also txt my colleague/friend to see when i was back (!!) Feeling the pressure!! Ticked a few things off of my to do...
1. There are 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 2. Police stop Heisenberg for speeding and ask do you know how fast you were going? He replies, no, but I...
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic...
when shopping the other day I noticed (because I had some extras) that the large box for food bank collection had disappeared. does this mean they are no longer needed. i find this difficult to...
...now it's snowing and blowing a gale and the swirling patterns in the sky are fantastic....
But I'm glad I'm not a postie...or on wet playtime duty....☺...
In view of the pending increase in the price of stamps, I was looking at online discount sites. They are quoting prices of up to 11p cheaper on today's current prices. Has anyone bought from any of...
Hello Gness I have read on another thread that you have lost two family members this week. Please accept my deepest sympathies, and also those of Excelsior - he says he always enjoyed talking to you....
...great weekends always have to end? I've had a great time on a special weekend but now I'm really sad that it's over.
Have you done anything nice this weekend?...
My Grandsons and his wife at at the hospital awaiting the birth of their second child. It will be our second Great Grandchild...I went into emotional meltdown when he phoned to tell us. I am so...
