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Louise in Emerdale

What on earth does Louise see in that squeeky voiced little boy Jamie, he must be half her age and has no sex appeal whatsoever!
17:05 Fri 26th Sep 200817 answers, last by sardonic 14:08 Sat 27th Sep 2008
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Men

Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming. You never know how long they'll last. You never know how many inches you'll get.
06:42 Mon 08th Sep 2008
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man and usual demands

Man and wife go off to bed, the man strokes his wifes arm and says how about it then, she says sorry but I've got a gynacologists appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean, he turns over but...
17:13 Wed 03rd Sep 20089 answers, last by gelda 16:35 Sat 06th Sep 2008
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Book

A man goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide, the librairian says ' P1ss off, you won't bring it back'
17:02 Wed 03rd Sep 20081 answer, last by puddicat 17:03 Wed 03rd Sep 2008
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What do you call

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. How does a man prepare for the future? A. He buys 4 cases of beer.
07:50 Sun 31st Aug 20084 answers, last by gelda 06:34 Wed 03rd Sep 2008
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Kerry Katona

I see that Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt because she couldn't come up with 82 grand that she owed the tax man, why couldn't she have sold some of the expensive cars she's got, she surely doesn't...
16:41 Thu 21st Aug 200810 answers, last by fagidill 13:48 Sun 24th Aug 2008
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Hippy and nun

A hippy gets on a bus and sits next to a nun, he says to the nun "can I have sex with you" she says "go away young man you're digusting" At the next stop the nun gets off. The hippy gets talking to...
11:03 Sun 17th Aug 20081 answer, last by brian j john 13:54 Sun 17th Aug 2008
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Mock the Week

Still don't find it funny! Who is the bad bloke, unfunniest one of the lot. The Scot is probably the funniest one,
21:44 Sat 16th Aug 20086 answers, last by puddicat 07:54 Wed 20th Aug 2008
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Creepy hospital

In an ICU in an American hospital a patient in a particular bed always died at 11am every Sunday morning, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and nurses and some even...
08:35 Mon 11th Aug 2008
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Mock Of The Week

Just watching Mock Of The Week, I don't think it's the least bit funny, I didn't even smile let alone laugh. Give me Eight Out Of Ten Cats any day.
21:29 Thu 07th Aug 20088 answers, last by annavc 16:55 Wed 13th Aug 2008
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Edna from Emmerdale

I was flicking through programmes last night and came accross an old one of Keeping up Appearances with Mrs Bucket, her sister Rose appeared and I thought I know that face , it turned out to be Edna...
08:00 Fri 01st Aug 200812 answers, last by burston 08:00 Wed 06th Aug 2008
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Jase on Eastenders

Is it just me or can anyone else understand a word that Jase says, I was watching last night and could'nt work out anything he said and as for Dawn, she's really getting on my nerves, no wonder Jase...
08:02 Tue 29th Jul 200810 answers, last by lankeela 17:52 Thu 31st Jul 2008
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Eggheads

I had a docs appointment last night and had to leave before the end, I saw as far as Daphne coming on and missed the rest, does anyone know how it all ended? BTW I loved seeing CJ beaten again !
08:23 Tue 22nd Jul 20082 answers, last by gelda 08:49 Tue 22nd Jul 2008
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Emmerdale

Did anyone notice at the end of Emmerdale last night when Donna, Viv, Bob and Gray were chatting, Bob opened a bottle of wine and poured 4 glasses, the bottle was still half full! I wish my bottles...
15:07 Wed 16th Jul 20083 answers, last by gina32 18:28 Wed 16th Jul 2008
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Photos

I wonder if anyone could help me. I've got a lot of photos on my screen saver which have been deleted on the computer, is there any way I can get them back ie. onto a disc or whatever. I wish I hadn't...
08:32 Tue 15th Jul 20084 answers, last by Jennylala 09:50 Wed 14th Jul 2010
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FAO Knobby

Any luck with finding the owner of the little dog Knobby ?
10:29 Mon 07th Jul 20082 answers, last by gelda 10:49 Mon 07th Jul 2008
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Newts

Just watching Bill Oddie watching pond life, he's watching newts at the moment, I was just wondering where the saying p1ssed as a newt came from, as far as I know they don't have any access to...
20:38 Tue 17th Jun 20083 answers, last by keithlbw 01:08 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Safe sex

How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? They spray paint Xs on the sheep that kick.
07:45 Sat 07th Jun 2008
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Waking up.

Why do women always rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning. Because they haven't got balls to scratch!
07:33 Sat 07th Jun 2008
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FAO Lankeela ( again! )

Hi Lankeela, I left a couple of messages for you on Chatterbank but you obviously didn't see them.All I wanted to know was how you got on with the show? I came up on Sunday night I thought I would...
07:45 Thu 05th Jun 20082 answers, last by gelda 17:40 Fri 06th Jun 2008

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