My cat has been yelling at me all morning, no idea what she's on about, obviously has a question of some sort. Please show the message below to your cat (I let her hammer away at the keyboard for a...
I'm swedish girl, with long blonde hair and tanned smooth skin, and I am been working in the massages business for 3 years now. I offer private massages, and group entertainment. However, the...
I know without any shadow of a doubt I will get slated for this - but I wouldnt throw him out the bed for eating peanuts!!! Is it just me or does anyone else think there is a cerain Je ne sais quoi...
i have it on good authority that three of our favourite cb'ers have genital warts!!! no names but clues are - 1, small elf like lady? 2, the large and cold? 3 erm!! _ _...
I thought this was a film about TV and the BigBrother state (watched it once on and off on a plane). It's not! It's very philosophical! About life, very existentialist. Am I right? Or did I read it...
Knowing the England team's usual record of snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory - what do you think the chances are of an Englan win in this test? Or even in this series? I can't imagine the...
Ok, here goes. I have a, um, delicate situation i need some help with. I recently found out that all my ex-girlfriends have been laughing at me behind my back, due to the size of my manhood. I've...
I have recently slept with a strumpet who has genital warts, I have also slept with my male lover (who is hung like a tortoise) and suspect he may also have genital warts! What is my next step?