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Write a book

One word at a time? I'll do the first word. Bobby

In my boss' house (not the mean boss, the big boss- Mr Director)- drinking his wine, using his internet, watching his TV, about to get in his outside hot tub! Oh the joys of housesitting... Where is...

seal!

Jokes - following on from HAnn

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and order there drinks. The bartender looks at them and says "what is this, a joke?"

sykosat2004

Books about racism/prejudice

Hey does anyone know of any good books about racism or prejudice such as to kill a mockingbird. Or something like the film 'Crash'? Thanks

2shortplanks

Best pet names??

My boyfriend's dad had a dog called Tess - short for testicles as she is constantly poking her nose into crotches. What's the best/most apt pet name you have ever come across?

ccollins108

Clash of the Titans

Who was better, Ian Botham or Kevin Keegan? I need to know...

jhiker

Teleporting

Did the Philadelphia Experiment really take place?

dave_c

Ainsley Harriot

Nice enough guy, but influencial figures in the chef faternity like Gordon Ramsey merely state what we could obviously witness in Ready Steady Cook, he's an absolute incompetant...

Betty A

Garry Hobbs

What is Garry Hobbs (In Eastenders) middle name

deesel

smelly hair

My big pal does'nt wash his hair, he says after a while it cleans itself.....if this is true howcome it smells like a fat mans sweaty socks??

johnny5

kill me if you can

what a brilliant mind and only 14

HAnn521

In the mood for laughter

...so here are some of my latest and greatest jokes to share... Once there was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to spending his money....

The Tiggster

Channel 4 Psycho - Kill me if you can

I fell asleep last night just before the last adverts (10:40ish) & wondered if anyone could update me on the outcome? Did John survive the stabbing? Was Mark convicted of the stabbing? Did the...

WeeBlueElf

What do you prefer?

Elves or pixis?

georgit79

Who should be the next Tory leader?

Does anyone actually care? I have a mild interest, and would like to know if anyone else does too, and in fact if anyone else knows much about the candidates. So, who's it to be?: Ken Clarke, Liam...

mycatis

french film

I'm desperately trying to remember the name of a film...It's about a little boy who insists on dressing as a girl, he is only about 7. It's a french film and really sweet, I think it's something...

seal!

...so...

...More tea vica?

deesel

boil

Just spoke to my big pal. Today he has a new big boil on his left bum cheek, he says its just begging to be popped..would this be wise?

georgit79

Earth to Champagne...

calling Champagne...where is she? Come on, out with it, who's hiding her? Gooner, have you taken her hostage?

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Burning Building

If you were to save one possession from a burning building what would it be. No answers like loved ones and pets as we all now we would go for them first. Im talking something totally...

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