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Ordering online.

I think that's the expression. Some of you may recall I ordered a spaceship on the internet and got a duck with a dick. My one and only internet purchase. I can't find a garden pond locally but have...
12:47 Sat 08th Sep 201255 answers, last by gness 13:41 Thu 13th Sep 2012
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Geriatric Fisticuffs.

I have got to a grand old age without ever being involved in a fight. A Mod on a motor bike. Demonstrations, pop and rock concerts and three OFSTED inspections. Two Mothers-in-Law. Today that changed....
16:30 Fri 07th Sep 201277 answers, last by gness 17:27 Sat 08th Sep 2012
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National Theatre Live

Daunting not to be on CB but Ed will only move me. :-( The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time was wonderful and moving. I so want to see it in London now. The set, which was in the centre...
22:08 Thu 06th Sep 201215 answers, last by AzureSky 20:49 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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Hello Sqad.

Thank you for your answer in my hip problem post. Saying that intermittent claudication (sp) should be eliminated prepared me and stopped me waffling. It was his first thought when I described the...
14:58 Thu 06th Sep 201270 answers, last by gness 19:18 Wed 19th Sep 2012
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FAO Anyone who has had a hip replacement

Pre treatment, apart from hip pain, did you have leg problems? I can dig, lift and move heavy weights and bend easily but I am having great difficulty walking and climbing stairs....a real nuisance...
14:35 Mon 03rd Sep 201265 answers, last by gness 16:47 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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London is fantastic!

Had a super weekend. When I go anywhere I smile at and chat to anyone within a yard of me....bit like the village idiot on speed. London was just the same when I arrived. Everyone happy and in Olympic...
21:17 Sun 02nd Sep 201216 answers, last by em10 08:29 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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I'm watching The Kindness of Strangers

Recorded it earlier. Would you consider donating a kidney to a stranger?
21:04 Thu 30th Aug 201210 answers, last by chaptazbru 13:51 Fri 31st Aug 2012
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Nearly!

I had an awning fitted last week. On Friday I noticed that the electrics box above the awning wasn`t closed properly. I called the company...worried about rain getting in...and they couldn`t send...
18:53 Thu 30th Aug 201225 answers, last by gness 08:12 Fri 31st Aug 2012
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I may be being dense here but...

When i bought this house fourteen months ago I was given a new landline number. For months I was plagued with calls from companies...PPIs etc...asking to speak to a lady I`d never heard of but who, I...
13:14 Wed 29th Aug 201219 answers, last by gness 18:53 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Hi Ed

If you ever do a poll on the unsafest drivers please include very old ladies who come off the slip road onto the A14 at three miles an hour while chatting to another old lady. Oh for a gun....
15:25 Tue 28th Aug 201271 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:30 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Ideas please?

I`ve just been asked to do a 70th birthday cake for a friend`s sister. The theme of the party is Elvis. So...... what would you put on an Elvis cake?...
16:30 Mon 27th Aug 201277 answers, last by magicmick 22:53 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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Bother...Rose Wine

always looks so harmless. I should have finished climbing on the shed roof before I had a glass. If I don`t post in the next twenty four hours.....send help. Tony has a ladder....
16:44 Sun 26th Aug 201250 answers, last by sibton 20:14 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Hi Sibton

Did you see your DT poem on Barney Felce thread?
10:31 Sun 26th Aug 201223 answers, last by sibton 14:35 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Barney Felce...You are a star!

I don`t know Barney and can`t do links but this is worth reading. I`ve just read it in the Kettering and Wellingborough Telegraph. Barney is getting married but instead of a stag do he and thirty of...
16:29 Sat 25th Aug 201258 answers, last by sibton 11:03 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Hmmmm...how do i take this?

Gardening lad arrived...looked around the garden and asked who dug the deep trench into the clay and laid the slabs. Told him I did. He took a step back, looked me up and down and said, "Jeez!...
13:47 Fri 24th Aug 201252 answers, last by gness 23:03 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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Gness and the cat`s bottom

Wendilla has just posted tonight`s spacestation sighting. I almost forgot last night...dashed out onto the patio and scared the life out of a cat sitting on the fence at the bottom of the garden. The...
17:25 Wed 22nd Aug 201268 answers, last by petal54 22:18 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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How scary is this?

I have just been offered a job as a chauffeuse!
15:17 Wed 22nd Aug 201239 answers, last by gness 21:31 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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If revenge is a dish best served cold........

this takes the biscuit! Some will recall my stint with the mini cab company which reduced his fleet of cabs from six to three. On my way to the breast unit this morning I spotted a skip hire company...
09:42 Wed 22nd Aug 201218 answers, last by gness 11:37 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Frozen pizza problem solved!

Next door had a pizza delivery last. You should have seen the delivery guy! Tall, dark and fit. And I have been faffing about with frozen pizza and an oven?...
08:52 Fri 17th Aug 201218 answers, last by gness 21:55 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Where the hell is it?

I shall be spending most of the next week at My mother`s house clearing out years of rubbish. I`ve made a start this week and so far have discovered. 11 new handbags......she only ever used one tatty...
07:50 Thu 16th Aug 201265 answers, last by giveup 14:09 Thu 16th Aug 2012

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