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Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.

SpikeyBush

What medical condition did the wagon driver that crossed over on the M1 have that meant he didn't get the book thrown at him? I'm diabetic which means I can't drive anything bigger than a Luton, and...

donchano

Coronation Street.......gran love yeeuch!

Is it just me or does the sight of Audrey getting it on with her grinning Cheshire cat toyboy turn your stomach? Don't mean to be ageist, but it creeps me out.

Hymie

An early Christmas joke

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting addressed to God but with...

muchlovex

Dented My Car - My Fault

I have been very silly by driving my car into a buses bumper and dented the side of my car. No damage was made at all to the bus, as I stopped and the driver checked his bumper and checked damage on...

Woteap

Is shunting a parked car legal??

I was parked on a busy high street yesterday preparing to pull out and drive off. My seatbelt was not yet on, key not in ignition, handbrake fully engaged. A black cab pulled up alongside and started...

jamesnan

53reg Ford Fusion

My husband is trying to buy a can of spray paint to touch up his car, but he can't find out what colour red he needs. On the paint chart the Fusion isn't mentioned, and he can't see the info on his...

milly143

Cost of replacing panel

I've got a few little bumps and scratches on my car (mostly not through my own doing, apart from when I kicked it) and it's just occured to me they are mostly all on the same panel. Any idea of what...

tooj

toyota yaris 2003

My Yaris has just passed its MOT but i have been advised that my front discs and pads need renewing. As a pensioner I have been caught before and I wander if anyone could advise me a reasonable price...

berniecuddles

car tax...!

Just got letter from Dvla for road tax renewal, nearly fell off me chair gone up £40 from last year for same car talk about daylight robbery now £210 instead of £170!! and to cap it...

Craftypig

bus stop boxes.

Does anyone know how long those yellow bus stop boxes are?

onetoomany

please help with this

is this a big job to pay for my car is a Vauxhall and the following repairs have been advised, what could this cost me? 1)steering system has slight free play 2)Brake pipe slightly corroded 3)steering...

impact5

mobility scooter batteries

what difference will putting a 24ah instead of 31ah battery.thanks you

164keswick

Microwave

Can anyone reccomend a microwave that dose'nt have the paint flaking off the inside after about a year.The present one is a Samsung,the previous one,can't remember the name,did it as well. Thanks...

sherrardk

Washing machine door

Is there any way to lock my washing machine door when it's not in use? Thanks

milly143

Replacing Reg Plate

My rear reg plate is hanging off from one side after being reversed into. Halfords have told me they need the reg document before they can make and fit a new one. Is this right? I'm going to be going...

littlefoot

Removing Motorbike Oil from the carpet!!!!!

Hey!!! I have just walked motorbike oil onto the cream living room carpet, any ideas how to remove it without making more of a mess?!!!! :(

benny3008

Vauxhall Vectra B facelift timing???

anybody have a diagram of correct timing setup on a vectra b facelift 51 plate. we need to know where the timing marks are. and everywhere we have looked does not match up. TIA.

Thunderchild

Driving a van

Hello All, I'm being sent out tomorrow from Wellingborough to the other side of leeds (159 miles going around leeds rather than through it) in a transit van. The largest thing i have ever driven is my...

MantaRay

Car Polishes/Waxes

Are there any that don't leave white residue on the non-painted surfaces?

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