I have a six year old Packard Bell computer. The loudspeaker socket has long had a problem, so I run the speakers from the headphone socket on the front. This socket now also has bad connection...
Two scousers arrive at the pearly gates, but argue with St Peter that they shouldn't be there yet. Eventually St Peter agrees to go and speak to God, to check if they were actually due. He goes back...
I saw a bit of the Royal Variety Show earlier on.
Take That were singing, with a load of grubby looking men in underpants in front of them.
What was that all about? It looked horrible....
I have just checked on You Tube, and confirm what I heard on the radio today. The Crucial Conundrum was LARGEBAPS. The answer was GRASPABLE That must have caused a bit of a commotion in the rest...
If you bought a scratchcard for someone for Christmas, and it won a big wad, would you expect them to share it with you? Look at it the other way aswell, if you were the recipient, what would you do?...
There were four guys walking round with a coffin on their shoulders.
On my way home I saw they were still walking round with the same coffin.
I think they've lost the plot....
Why don't the authorities just borrow a jumbo jet and taxi it up and down the runway, with the engines on medium power and the brakes partly applied? That would blow the snow away faster than piddling...
Could we have a topic where people can ask question about grammar, and the English language in general. It could become a place people go when they just fancy a good argument and take some of the heat...
My son reckons that when you write about a Bunsen burner, there needs to be a capital letter B for Bunsen. His reasoning is that it is named after Mr Bunsen. I was surprised at this, and wondered if...
Normally Adblock for Firefox keeps most of those pesky adverts away. Ed will be pleased to know that loads are getting through now, but I'm not! Anyone got any suggestions what I can do to beef up my...
