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Is this a Joke?

A young Arab asks his father: - What is this weird hat that we are wearing ? It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun ! - And what is this type of clothing...
21:03 Tue 19th Oct 201011 answers, last by tanny22 21:40 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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are you into halloween yet?

http://terrisfp.com/hallo1/ghost1.swf bit early but good. jem...
19:33 Tue 19th Oct 201013 answers, last by society 21:56 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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and you're having what?

Just gonna have my tea/dinner, can't be bothered to spend ages prepairing so we'll have Tesco's steak pies, new pots, beans,sliced tomato's. Yoghurts for afterwards. Later in the evening I'm planning...
16:18 Tue 19th Oct 201034 answers, last by anneasquith 21:36 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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For Chatterbankers

May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold always a coin or two. May the sun shine bright on your windowpane. May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of...
15:17 Tue 19th Oct 201017 answers, last by society 21:12 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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Blood Transfusions.

Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL RESEARCH The British Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing...
14:26 Tue 19th Oct 20105 answers, last by whiskeryron 12:09 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Who said OAPs are senile?

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelers this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger girll at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend....
09:04 Tue 19th Oct 20101 answer, last by lucca 11:12 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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I'm Off.

I think I've contributed my three-penny-worth today, had fun being with you but I need my hot choc and my bed now (yawn) night nite jem...
22:36 Mon 18th Oct 20104 answers, last by Butch 22:40 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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A thing of beauty....

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. 'What...
22:18 Mon 18th Oct 20102 answers, last by lucca 11:13 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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Did you see Rosie?

on Corrie tonight? that top she had on (or should I say nearly had on) wasn't it revealing? she looked gorgeous in it mind. but whats happening to Corrie is it waking up at last.? jem...
21:54 Mon 18th Oct 201016 answers, last by Jemisa 22:42 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Put your mind at rest.

To those who think I'm having man troubles let me put your mind at rest I'm not. I have a man he's around here somewhere, he does his thing & I do mine, I use him now & then he has various...
21:43 Mon 18th Oct 20108 answers, last by moonraker558 23:54 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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Actual Ad's

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES . Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd....
21:26 Mon 18th Oct 20104 answers, last by janbee 09:02 Sun 24th Oct 2010
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Not Needed!

FOR SALE BY OWNER . Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! jem...
21:10 Mon 18th Oct 20103 answers, last by pusskin 21:49 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Rustling in the Bushes!

. There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,...
20:32 Mon 18th Oct 20104 answers, last by craft1948 22:08 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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A Real Man Is......

A Real Man is.... A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire...
20:17 Mon 18th Oct 201015 answers, last by wolf63 21:18 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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'aint no use.

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally,...
16:34 Mon 18th Oct 20103 answers, last by askyourgran 19:31 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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An Afternoon Teaser for Yoi..

Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, tinned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. jem...
16:09 Mon 18th Oct 201013 answers, last by carrot99 16:45 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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How is it worked out?

We put the clocks back Oct 31st this year but last year it was Oct 20 something. What about Easter - March - April? Even Mothers day & Fathers day all ever changing. How is it worked out? I was...
22:09 Sun 17th Oct 20109 answers, last by pixi- 21:56 Thu 21st Oct 2010
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SCD

ROFLMAO. Did you watch lovely Anne Widdicome last night? Who's going tonight then? Gotta be Paul Danniels surely. I think Anne will stay in for the pure fun of it. The prog is becoming a farce though....
16:18 Sun 17th Oct 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 07:12 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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My Homepage

Where has it gone? - I used to have the BBC News homepage, When coming on line I always checked the news out, loved being able to check things out at a click. Now its gone I've now got some sort of...
09:25 Sat 16th Oct 20108 answers, last by LeMarchand 09:42 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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Is your head spinning like mine?

Its been a nightmare this site tonight, not only the site but some of the posters are talking gobble-de-***, I can't get my head around it. I think I'll say good-night now. Might watch WWTBAM on...
21:17 Fri 15th Oct 20106 answers, last by boxtops 21:25 Fri 15th Oct 2010

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