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The Loving Husband ! Joke

The Loving Husband... A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home...
13:16 Tue 28th Sep 20101 answer, last by Sqad 13:57 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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Coffee?

Mmmmm! the smell of coffee percing in the morning wakes me up. I like it strong & black with 2 sweeteners. How do you like yours? jem...
07:21 Mon 27th Sep 201023 answers, last by redman41 15:19 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Anyone else?

signing off now? Not much going on here this evening I think we're all tired after a dull rainy day. Lets hope tomorrow brings a good week for all. Nite - Nite. jem...
23:35 Sun 26th Sep 20102 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:37 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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A Little Rhyme...

There is a little rhyme one learnt at school to help remember who Henry V111 married & what order & how they died, but for the life of me I can't remember it. Can any one help my nephew has...
16:31 Sat 25th Sep 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 00:17 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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Where to buy.

I want to buy an original painting oil/watercolour, I don't want to pay a fortune. Some one told me my best bet was an art college, some of the students sell their work and one never knows in time you...
15:43 Sat 25th Sep 20103 answers, last by Chalkheart 10:06 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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What was your first ever pet?

and how old were you? Have you got a pet today? Mine was a Guinee Pig when I was 9. Today I'm a cat lover. jem...
15:34 Sat 25th Sep 201024 answers, last by mccfluff 21:00 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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The Confession.

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I...
21:31 Fri 24th Sep 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 13:43 Wed 03rd Jul 2013
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Anyone else?

My head keeps nodding, I think I could do with a nap. see ya later. jem...
15:03 Fri 24th Sep 20107 answers, last by Jemisa 21:48 Fri 24th Sep 2010
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Follow up....

Just thought I'd let you know I had an un disturbed night, I slept pretty well & had no reoccurance of the night before.(Thank Goodness). I will however keep my doc app't on Monday just to keep...
08:45 Fri 24th Sep 20108 answers, last by carmalee 10:31 Fri 24th Sep 2010
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Printing problem - -

I don't know whats happened but my PSC has started to print out very small. Whatever I want printed, prints ok but soso small I have to get a mag/glass to read it. I've got an EPSON stylus CX3600. Can...
22:52 Thu 23rd Sep 20109 answers, last by laurababy 22:48 Fri 24th Sep 2010
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Whats it like?

My G/daughter asked me "whats it like being old Nanny?" I said there are some advantages darlin' - - - Kidnappers are not very interested in you - - In a hostage situation you are likely to...
08:57 Thu 23rd Sep 20103 answers, last by Mobiliser 10:28 Thu 23rd Sep 2010
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Anyone else had this?

I was awoken in the middle of the night with palpitations, in my head or ears the thumping was like a big base drum, loud & continuous, it frightened me & I broke out in a sweat. It seemed to...
08:46 Thu 23rd Sep 201014 answers, last by Brinjal 07:34 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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XFactor Phlewth >>>>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ImMPqWtRo Did you see this girl on MBTM (Raspberry's to XFactor) jem...
13:56 Wed 22nd Sep 20102 answers, last by daffy654 15:02 Wed 22nd Sep 2010
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Hair Growth?

I was talking to my neighbour this morning about her sciatica, she had an appt at the hospital to have Cortisone injections, but didn't go, when I asked why she said, her sister had said after a while...
11:11 Wed 22nd Sep 20105 answers, last by wolf63 16:41 Wed 22nd Sep 2010
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Do you - - -

remember your very first love? How old were you and have you seen them lately? Mine was when I was 14 years old, a boy in my class at school, my father dis approved of me even talking to a boy. I had...
20:54 Tue 21st Sep 201031 answers, last by TTG 08:41 Wed 22nd Sep 2010
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Its time >>>

I've just glanced at the clock & got a shock, soo better say nighty night now, see ya's tomorrow after I've done a mountain of ironing. Have a good night all. jem...
23:54 Mon 20th Sep 20106 answers, last by MarkRae 11:31 Tue 21st Sep 2010
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The Lecture...

Professor Hammond at the University of Londonwas giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the...
09:48 Mon 20th Sep 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 10:44 Tue 21st Sep 2010
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3 Stitches! (Joke)

The 3 Stiches ... ! Always wear clean underwear, especially when working under your vehicle .... ! From the Daily Mail comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have...
09:09 Mon 20th Sep 20106 answers, last by laurababy 14:31 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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No one up yet?

No one else up yet? well - since wbm. I was up at 6-45 this morning, don't know why, I woke up layed there for a while and thought s0d it I may as well get up. Been on here a little while but gonna...
07:18 Sun 19th Sep 201014 answers, last by Jemisa 21:55 Sun 19th Sep 2010
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What does he mean??

LORD,... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER ... Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car...
13:17 Fri 17th Sep 20102 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:21 Sat 18th Sep 2010

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