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The new priest...

A new priest, born and raised in Texas , Comes to serve in a city parish and is Nervous about hearing confessions, so He asks an older priest to sit in on his Sessions. The new priest hears a couple...
11:46 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by marval 16:05 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Snotty Receptionist...

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he...
07:33 Thu 21st Jun 20125 answers, last by sibton 16:07 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Little Red Riding Hood...

was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that,...
22:35 Wed 20th Jun 20124 answers, last by tonyav 16:02 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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The life of an egg...

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other...
13:27 Wed 20th Jun 201261 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:05 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Late Home...

Two married friends out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights...
13:07 Wed 20th Jun 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:41 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Ways to let a man down...

He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, i'd rather have the money He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like...
21:25 Tue 19th Jun 20122 answers, last by pizza 21:33 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Late night pee...

Two women where walking home after a girls night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing a graveyard, they decide to go to answer the call of nature. Of course they have no loo roll so the first...
15:56 Tue 19th Jun 20127 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:08 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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I Need it badly...

Need It Badly Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in quite hard...
15:16 Tue 19th Jun 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:08 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Penis Poem...

My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To...
14:29 Tue 19th Jun 201225 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:42 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Mad Cow...

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls...
11:35 Mon 18th Jun 20121 answer, last by DanDaMan278 13:40 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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Back to Front...

Two blokes were roaring down a country road on a motorbike when the driver slowed down and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zip, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with...
11:10 Mon 18th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 11:59 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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Perhaps...

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it." Ben says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher...
10:56 Mon 18th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 11:58 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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The Promis

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. >> Then He made the earth round....and laughed and laughed and laughed......
22:19 Sun 17th Jun 20125 answers, last by tenrec 06:32 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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Talking Dirty?...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
11:57 Sun 17th Jun 20124 answers, last by tenrec 14:58 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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Unlucky...

A young man goes into a chemist to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wantell," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...
11:20 Sun 17th Jun 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 11:36 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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Triplets...

A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the Hospital who tell her her...
10:48 Sun 17th Jun 20123 answers, last by tonyav 16:52 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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Manic Depression...

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked,...
09:47 Sat 16th Jun 20124 answers, last by marval 13:59 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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Nuts

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs down a motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After...
14:48 Fri 15th Jun 20122 answers, last by tonyav 15:19 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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M & M.

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is...
22:17 Thu 14th Jun 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:45 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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Arsenal v Westham.

A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's...
21:12 Thu 14th Jun 20129 answers, last by Jemisa 09:56 Sat 16th Jun 2012

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