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Whitney Houston. RIP.

I was sorry to hear of Whitney Houston's death, she brought a lot of pleasure to a lot of people with her beautiful voice. RIP Whitney. jem...
10:36 Sun 12th Feb 201225 answers, last by dave50 08:49 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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My 1000th...

Today I've asked my 1000th question, thats in 2 & a half years. I know thats no record but I feel its a small achievement. I've never been suspended or banned although I must admit I have had...
22:43 Sat 11th Feb 201210 answers, last by missprim 01:03 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Jawing...

Three Gypsies are sitting on an old wooden bench jawing. 1st Gypsy says: 'My wife is so stupid!....She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd Gypsy says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Gypsysays: 'We ain't got...
22:25 Sat 11th Feb 20127 answers, last by marval 12:59 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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The 13th?

Its my birthday Monday 13th, I wonder if I'll get any cards? I ask because our postie is a very kind considerate chap & believe it or not he holds them back and delivers em all on the 14th...
15:27 Sat 11th Feb 20125 answers, last by percypineapple 18:11 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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There was--

a very gracious lady who was posting an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the post-mistress "Only the Ten...
14:20 Sat 11th Feb 20122 answers, last by marval 19:55 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Common Sense RIP

It's been around before and it should be read at least every day by the entire world. An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a...
12:30 Sat 11th Feb 201220 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:50 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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The little boy...

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his job's feeding the chickens etc.. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no...
16:04 Fri 10th Feb 20125 answers, last by missprim 00:11 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Our Police.

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all coppers are in that category. This...
13:12 Fri 10th Feb 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 12:47 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Brain Study

This is pretty interesting............i know you can do it! Brain Study.... F1gur471v3ly 5p34k1ng? Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind: 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O...
11:52 Fri 10th Feb 20123 answers, last by penelope2 12:46 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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Three men go....

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just...
13:15 Thu 09th Feb 20129 answers, last by marval 17:49 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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My Wife's Arse...

George was a bad loser. When he was cleaned out in a poker game for very high stakes, he slapped his hand on the table and got up to leave. As he walked past, he couldn't resist insulting Max...
13:05 Thu 09th Feb 20124 answers, last by missprim 01:11 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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Infectious...

Found this in my Documents Folder, forgot I had it. Before deleting I thought I'd share. Its infectious but beauttiful. ENJOY. jem...
21:59 Wed 08th Feb 20127 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:34 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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What are Grandparents?

8 Year olds were asked What are Grandparents? Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a...
16:30 Wed 08th Feb 20123 answers, last by daffy654 15:33 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Grandparents answering machine...

GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then...
15:51 Wed 08th Feb 20128 answers, last by welshlibranr 21:35 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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Not switched on...

Oop's Just realised I haven't turned my elecric blanket on, must go & do that... Night - night. jem...
00:12 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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Telephones?

We've got a 5 phone set that we can use in every corner of the house, It was a xmas pressy 5 years ago, in the last 6 months 3 of the phones have gone dead, tried changing batteries but to no avail....
13:11 Tue 07th Feb 20127 answers, last by Cockney_si 22:36 Tue 07th Feb 2012
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HA! HA! HA! ...

HAHAHAHAHAHA… OLD PEOPLE!!! Several days ago as I left a meeting at the council offices, I desperately gave myself a personal pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A...
12:17 Mon 06th Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 02:11 Tue 07th Feb 2012
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The Irish Golfer...

Irish Golfer A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him....
23:00 Sun 05th Feb 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 23:05 Mon 06th Feb 2012
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Roger's Wedding...

Rogers Wedding Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
10:09 Sun 05th Feb 20123 answers, last by tenrec 18:39 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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Hey, Wasn't this us????!!! (Over 50s)

HEY, WASN'T THIS US ???!!! A little house with two bedrooms, No bathroom and no car on the street. A mower that you had to push To make the grass look neat. In the kitchen or in the hall We only had...
22:07 Sat 04th Feb 201235 answers, last by owdhamer 01:40 Tue 07th Feb 2012

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