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Mince Pie Rules!

Mince Pie Rules.. 1. If you eat a mince pie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first mince pie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet Coke...
09:20 Fri 23rd Dec 20116 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:07 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Email

Thanks AB editor for the Christmas email. made interesting reading. jem...
00:21 Thu 22nd Dec 20116 answers, last by AB Editor 08:56 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Drink Driving!

Drink driving ..... I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the law on our way home from the odd...
23:28 Wed 21st Dec 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 00:09 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Insanity therapy!!

At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!! 2 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with...
17:04 Mon 19th Dec 20115 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:51 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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Insanity Therapy!!

At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!! 2 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with...
16:55 Mon 19th Dec 20119 answers, last by Baldric 13:15 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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Dawn French.

Doesn't Dawn French look fab on the Michael B show? Not slim but deffo lost some weight. jem...
21:18 Sun 18th Dec 20115 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 22:50 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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Female Dentist!

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man an injection of Novocain. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to grt ready the nitrous...
20:51 Sun 18th Dec 20112 answers, last by marval 21:29 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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Warm and Fuzzy!!

Subject: If Santa Answered His Letters Honestly.....makes you feel warm and fuzzy ... Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy,...
13:24 Wed 14th Dec 20112 answers, last by maggiebee 22:26 Thu 02nd May 2013
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Medical Difference....

Medical Difference Between Guts & Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and...
06:53 Sat 10th Dec 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 15:14 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Smart arse Answers!

1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a...
15:44 Sat 03rd Dec 20115 answers, last by zebo 16:41 Sun 04th Dec 2011
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Not Receiving Emails!

I use 'Outlook Express' for my emails, I've noticed I'm not receiving the last couple of days. I can still send but not receive what can I do. My hard-drive is rather old (11 years) do you think I...
14:55 Fri 02nd Dec 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 16:19 Sat 03rd Dec 2011
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Scar!

After a bypass op a few weeks ago my scar is still very prominent going down from under my throat to just under my left boob, I can't wear anything a bit low without wearing a scarf. Has anyone still...
00:30 Mon 28th Nov 201118 answers, last by ojread2 09:17 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Football Fans...

Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Westham fan, She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Weatham fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little...
15:06 Thu 24th Nov 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 23:55 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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The Vasectomy...

The Vasectomy... A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a really good looking nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is...
15:43 Tue 22nd Nov 20118 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:13 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Jemisa is back.

----- Well folks I'm back but Just. I went to see my surgeon for my 6 week check-up on the 16th Nov. He found I had an irregular heartbeat and said he was addmitting me so there and then I was back in...
23:08 Mon 21st Nov 201123 answers, last by cupid04 12:25 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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LAPTOPS?...

If you're thinking of getting a new Laptop or even changing to one WHICH MAG. are giving away booklets all about best to buy, which will suit your needs, Windows or Apple... everything you want to...
13:03 Sat 12th Nov 20111 answer, last by VHG 13:41 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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"Thankyou for Shopping at Tesco.

One day, in the queue at the company cafe Joe says to Mike behind him,'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to bother with doctors 'Mike replies....
12:38 Sat 12th Nov 20117 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:51 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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Breaking News!!!

To save the economy, on NOVEMBER 18, 2011 The PM will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal’s) in order to lower Social...
12:41 Tue 08th Nov 20119 answers, last by craft1948 18:02 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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X Factor...

Surely Freddy C. has got to go this week. He gets worse every week, he may be eye candy for the young girls but he can't sing. jem...
23:41 Sat 05th Nov 201132 answers, last by Jemisa 23:51 Sun 06th Nov 2011
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Frozen crabs and...

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's...
10:53 Fri 04th Nov 20114 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:09 Fri 04th Nov 2011

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