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The Fisherman...

THE FISHERMAN A bloke is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was...
12:20 Thu 03rd Nov 2011
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Time Off...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung...
11:07 Tue 01st Nov 20112 answers, last by owdhamer 22:41 Tue 01st Nov 2011
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What Happens When ....

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours? My brother walked into a Chemists shop and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she...
16:51 Sat 29th Oct 20116 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:18 Mon 31st Oct 2011
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An Oldie but a Goodie...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out,...
16:28 Sat 29th Oct 20111 answer, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:13 Mon 31st Oct 2011
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Dancing...

A Muslim couple preparing for their wedding meets the Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks " We realise it's a tradition in...
16:04 Fri 28th Oct 20112 answers, last by wildwood 22:41 Fri 28th Oct 2011
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Retirement is Different for Everyone...

One From my American Friend... Retirement is different for everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass....
11:15 Wed 26th Oct 20111 answer, last by Starbuckone 22:08 Wed 26th Oct 2011
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Move over Rolf...

Move over Rolf... Awesome jem...
21:57 Tue 25th Oct 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 22:04 Tue 25th Oct 2011
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Dogs...

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "But...
15:42 Tue 25th Oct 20114 answers, last by D97x7 16:11 Tue 25th Oct 2011
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Any Insomniacs?

I've been to bed went about midnight, I was tired too but sleep won't come. I have to sit propped up at the mo until my wound has healed 6 - 8 weeks, but this has been no problem, tonight tho I just...
01:25 Sun 23rd Oct 20119 answers, last by Jemisa 22:00 Sun 23rd Oct 2011
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Some Statistics...

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have...
14:12 Sat 22nd Oct 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 01:09 Sun 23rd Oct 2011
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Language Probs...

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he...
10:07 Fri 21st Oct 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 11:02 Fri 21st Oct 2011
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What Do You Do?

Already they've come, I'm meaning Charity Xmas Cards. I've got 3 lots now, I do buy charity Xmas cards but not from these charities. Do I send them back? Do I keep them saying "I didn't ask for...
12:12 Wed 19th Oct 201114 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:56 Thu 20th Oct 2011
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Cuckoo-cuckoo-cuckoo...

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. The other night I was invited out for a night with...
11:15 Mon 17th Oct 20115 answers, last by marval 18:05 Mon 17th Oct 2011
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May day - May day...

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!" Ground control...
10:29 Sun 16th Oct 20113 answers, last by wildwood 07:43 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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Why Parents Drink!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your...
11:56 Sat 15th Oct 20117 answers, last by cc1 09:36 Sun 16th Oct 2011
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Sledge ?

I've ordered my two G/daughters a super dooper snow sledge for xmas, seats 2 got handles, brakes, towing rope... But - has anyone heard a rumour there will be snow around xmas? If it arrives early...
12:20 Fri 14th Oct 20117 answers, last by nannybooby 11:38 Sat 15th Oct 2011
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60s revisited?

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby...
13:27 Thu 13th Oct 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 10:49 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Some Old some New...

----- I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest peenis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over...
13:58 Wed 12th Oct 201111 answers, last by Jemisa 13:25 Thu 13th Oct 2011
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Where I've been.

Hello Folks Yesterday I came out of hospital after having open heart surgery. I still feel very week and am in a lot of pain. Juat thought I'd update you in case you wondered why I hadden;t popped in....
21:23 Tue 27th Sep 201125 answers, last by denis567 22:51 Thu 29th Sep 2011
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Who went?

Who got booted out of the BB House tonight?? jem...
22:16 Fri 02nd Sep 201111 answers, last by netibiza 08:10 Mon 05th Sep 2011

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