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Preparing for your first mammogram.

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be...
12:39 Thu 10th Feb 20117 answers, last by sallabananas 07:01 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Romantic Gesture

Romantic Gesture My wife told me to be more romantic And to book a table for Valentines Day When we arrived at the snooker hall I can tell you there was all hell to pay...
15:22 Wed 09th Feb 20115 answers, last by squarebear 23:09 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Speed Sign!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8 take heed. - jem...
22:31 Tue 08th Feb 20113 answers, last by Answerprancer 10:25 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Digital TV ?

Evidently our area will be switching over to Digital in 2 stages in July 2011, We've got a new TV (1 year old) which is digital I believe, I was wondering what happens, has anyone out there switched...
06:46 Tue 08th Feb 20116 answers, last by Jemisa 23:08 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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Garden Song ABC

Something to think about - - - Song titles to do with the Garden in alpha order - - - - To start off with - - A - April Showers B - Build me up Buttercup. C - Cherry Ripe Cherry Ripe D - Don't sit...
10:47 Mon 07th Feb 201114 answers, last by Dris 15:32 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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12 Italian Priests.

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while A sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before...
10:27 Mon 07th Feb 20111 answer, last by redcrx 10:59 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Do you Remember 1955?

Comments made in 1955! That's only 55 years ago! 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for £10.00. 'Have you seen...
10:45 Sat 05th Feb 201121 answers, last by dennisb66 12:21 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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Sweet Tea

woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."...
00:04 Sat 05th Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 01:45 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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Levels of Stress!

Levels of stress: You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and...
22:13 Fri 04th Feb 20114 answers, last by gaspanic 02:14 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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A Real Woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will Never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things...
18:31 Fri 04th Feb 20114 answers, last by Chaffinch 22:19 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Is It True?

Man Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; To live without fear...
10:16 Fri 04th Feb 201112 answers, last by Jemisa 12:59 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Paddy..

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery.' 'What's dat?' says his mate. 'Send me lawn...
09:49 Fri 04th Feb 20113 answers, last by marval 22:15 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Your Local A & E.

Yesterday my OH had an app't at the local Southend University Hospital, 3.30 at the eye clinic. After a considerable wait he was on his way out at 5.30pm, Just outside the entrance he tripped &...
14:56 Thu 03rd Feb 201127 answers, last by Jemisa 23:09 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Another win!

Westham have definately pulled their socks up lately & of course I'm pleased but what is the reason do you think? Or is it that harmoney has at last crept in.? "Up The 'ammers" jem...
23:13 Wed 02nd Feb 20112 answers, last by mdoo98 07:54 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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FTAO Sqad.

Hello Sqad, can I pick your brains yet again please? I have been diagnosed with - Bilateral Femoral Bruits - in the last few days, can you explain to me in English what that is please. Yes, I've...
10:42 Wed 02nd Feb 201110 answers, last by Sqad 19:53 Wed 02nd Feb 2011
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a bit of fun...

http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/ a bit of fun...
14:23 Mon 31st Jan 201126 answers, last by Jemisa 10:38 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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Yatton Summerset?

Does anyone know Yatton in Summerset? - I lived there as a child and wondered if Horsechapple Church was still there and Mr Moons Farm? jem...
17:17 Sun 30th Jan 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 00:50 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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My Last Trip...

MY LAST TRIP TO Tesco's Yesterday I was at my local Tesco buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet, Sam , the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out queue when a woman behind me asked if I...
17:14 Sat 29th Jan 20115 answers, last by askyourgran 22:46 Sun 30th Jan 2011
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Detectives ABC

My H & I were discussing how many Detective progs there have been over the years on TV both Brit & Amcan, I was trying to put them in alphabetical order, got some but need more help........
15:51 Fri 28th Jan 201144 answers, last by Jemisa 16:30 Sun 30th Jan 2011
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Knock Knock Who's There?

> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the > door. > The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing > in the pouring rain, is asking...
14:55 Fri 28th Jan 201112 answers, last by frozengal 07:14 Tue 28th May 2013

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