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Jemisa

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My Christmas Poem.

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME There's a cloud of breath on a frosty day, There's mittens and scarves on children at play, There's a golden glow in the avenue of trees, and raindrops glisten as they float on the...
21:51 Sun 05th Dec 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 22:39 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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Happy Sunny Titles?

Lets have some Happy, Bright Sunshiney song titles to lift the day > > > Give me Sunshine. Its a Hap Hap Happy Day. The Sun Has Got His Hat On There must be loads more.... Mrs c...
12:01 Sat 04th Dec 201011 answers, last by Jemisa 22:48 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Drip-Drip-Drip...

The iceicles are melting the snow is falling off the rooves, there's a constant drip-drip all around here, thank gawd lets hope its the end of this cold spell. What's it like where you are? mrs c...
07:58 Sat 04th Dec 20106 answers, last by slinkycat 00:25 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Cleanse me...

> > There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon > entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have > sinned.' > The priest said, 'Confess...
00:10 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Have you beeen??

What are you doing about letting the cat out to do its business? For 4 days now our cat hasn't been out, she meow's to go out but when we open the door she backs off after seeing the snow. So now she...
23:31 Fri 03rd Dec 20108 answers, last by boxtops 13:24 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Out of a grey sky....

Here in Southend things are no better, they tell us on the radio it was minus 10c in the night and we had another snowfall of a couple of inches. As I look out to the back garden things have returned...
09:12 Fri 03rd Dec 20107 answers, last by annie0000 10:58 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Gotta Love Older Peaple!

Gotta love older people! > > A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. > For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting > sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. > A woman...
08:44 Fri 03rd Dec 20103 answers, last by marval 17:53 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Anyone Else.?....

Yesterday I had a phone call from an Indian sounding man who wanted me to confirm who I was and went on to say he was representing 'microsoft' and said he was asking me to check my computer as I may...
23:43 Thu 02nd Dec 201035 answers, last by Jemisa 22:47 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Truly Amazing....

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/8575708 & A Happy Christmas to all ABers. jem...
17:26 Thu 02nd Dec 20104 answers, last by Jemisa 22:25 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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More.....

Here in Southend we had another 4 inches of snow overnight.& its still coming down. I hate it hate it....... jem...
09:08 Thu 02nd Dec 20104 answers, last by tigerlelly 09:27 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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TWO feet of Snow expected tonight!!!

http://blog.makezine.com/two_feet_of_snow.jpg jem nite-nite...
23:54 Wed 01st Dec 201023 answers, last by Jemisa 00:23 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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What is your body like??

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But...
22:49 Wed 01st Dec 20102 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:05 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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The Italian Job!

> >Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your > >House.' > > > >He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need...
16:47 Wed 01st Dec 20106 answers, last by seadogg 22:43 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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Why Do....?

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy...
16:35 Wed 01st Dec 20104 answers, last by NazNomad 17:19 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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What Did They Say?

Charley, a new OAP trolly collector at Tesco's, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded...
23:57 Tue 30th Nov 20101 answer, last by Jemisa 23:59 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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I'm a Celeb.....

Thank goodness Linford is out, I jusy couldn't take to him. Such an egotisticle person. Didn't come over as a very likeable person. Stacey to win. jem...
23:43 Tue 30th Nov 201019 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:31 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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Are you coming?

I've got a plan for tomorrow, there will be six of us for tea/dinner, I am making a beef stew. Got the large stew-pot ready, am soaking the pearl-barley & lentils as we speak. In will go 1lb of...
23:23 Tue 30th Nov 201012 answers, last by joggerjayne 17:56 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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Persaverance! (clip)

http://www.tvkim.com/...27-rct&utm_campaign=e jem...
22:23 Tue 30th Nov 20108 answers, last by jackthehat 09:50 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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For you Boo!

saw this, thought of you......... jem...
10:04 Tue 30th Nov 20102 answers, last by B00 14:46 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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Online shopping.?

Today is supposed to be the busiest day of the year for online shopping, I do a lot of online shopping in fact all my xmas presents have been bought online this year, Food shopping too will be online....
10:13 Mon 29th Nov 201031 answers, last by pratheeba 06:11 Mon 02nd Apr 2018

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