1.30pm Mic is having a nap so I thought I'd close my eyes for an hour as I'm really tired. Just dropping off when the phone rings. Kitchen fitters in your area blah blah. Just dropping off for a...
As the local authority are taking my money hand over fist, I decided to spend some myself. I intend taking the old one to the tip. Can anyone tell me what I need to do to it to make it safe from the...
I have been told to feed Mic a high protein full fat diet. He has pressure sores hence the high protein, full fat because of his weight loss, he has lost tons of weight. He is taking simvastatin 40mg...
I've been struggling with it for months. It's too heavy for me on the stairs. Mic used to balance it for me but those days are gone. So I decided to buy a light weight one and get rid of the awkward,...
I had 4 bills to pay. Water bill arrived a week ago so they can take a running jump until April when it's due. Car tax, paid online easy peazy. TV Licence, paid on line again east. A demand for unpaid...
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day..... 'And repeat...
I hardly slept last night. Today would have been my sons birthday. I got up this morning feeling really down. Made a drink and took it to Mic, he was breathing really bad (COPD). Called the Doc. She...
Mic takes ½ a tablet 3 times a day. Of all the tablets he is on it's the only one that says avoid alcohol. Before the stroke he always had a beer with his dinner at 6 o'clock. Since he's been home he...
English Stiff Upper Lip On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves...
I have found they take what they want when they want without informing you that they have increased your payment. So the only DD I have is with Sky, they don't inform you either but they said it's the...
Today I bought the above with the idea of making a casserole. (has to be soft and minimum chewing). When I opened them the smell of garlic was overwhelming. Any ideas on how I get rid of the garlic...
It's not a joke for some part it's true. Windows vs. Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo...
On Friday we were assessed for costings for Mic's care. We were told we would have to pay full costings. (What a surprise, you work you save, you pay your dues. I wish we had pi$$ed it up the wall but...
With me it is carrier bags. I always take my own bags but today I forgot. I wouldn't complain if the bags were plain but I refuse to pay for a bag with the shop name all over it. So cutting off my...
A Poem About Tomatoes. I know a Christian whose name is Jim, I really love throwing tomatoes at him, Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin, But these f*ckers do, because they're still in the tin....