husband says''i fancy kinky sex can i *** in your ear ?'' wife says'' no i might go deaf !'' husband says'' ive been cumin in your mouth for 20 years and your still f!!cking talking !''
Gary Glitter is due to be released soon according to Vietnamese source where he is in prison, another pervert back in society. He is a disgusting vile character, anyone who preys on innocent children...
Hi can anyone think of a line in a song , that means one thing , but could easily be misconstrued and taken the wrong way? It may sound rude or even crude when thats not the original intention of the...
Today I received an email from myself or rather from my own email address. The subject was an offer to purchase a dodgy video featuring Angelina Jolie. Really freaked me out. (The sender address, not...
Which celebrity do you look most like? I'm always being told I look exactly like this guy; http://img.skysports.com/07/08/218x298/Inzamam _ul_haq_549961.jpg
Women think theyre so smart . Just because they can fake an orgasm they think theyre really clever Tghing is they dont know what really clever is . If they were really clever theyd know how to fake a...
Every time I heard this woman talking it was like listening to an old black and white film where they all spoke funny, really wooden and posh. Has she gone for good? I found the story line very far...
1. Sport played on a surface of 5' x 9' (5,6) 2. Playground game involving whisky? (9) 3. A swiiming peacock or monarch (9) 4. Bowing on a small scale, you can't play it if you've lost yours! (7) Many...
One of my four year olds daughters hamsters is at deaths dorr me thinks and has been for several weeks. It looks all lumpy like it might have tumours and its underneath is all raw and bleeding in...
Has youtube streaming slowed down recently, or is it just my PC? I can hardly watch anything without it stop / starting as it buffers, All other streaming sites seem fine.
Thanks all
I have just been watching the latest Jamie Oliver advert for Sainsburys, the one where he makes lamb hamburgers. For a family of 4, he uses only 1 packet of lamb mince??!!! And he produces like 8...
I'm slightly intrigued by this sad individual lol. Does anyone know much about him? I think he is in his 30's and lives on his own in a little bedsit with only a blow up doll for company !