Only old people seem to say this but ... ... if you wish to ask me if I'm making good progress with my given task ... ... will you please stop saying ... ... "Are you winning?" For goodness sake....
The beach beckons. I've got all my running stuff on, so I feel a bit daft sitting here gazing at the lappy. Catch you later. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .................... J x x x
... can you help me get this out ... hands bottle over ... squeeeeeeeeak P O P !!!!!! Okay okay, this isn't my first one today. I had a meeting at lunchtime and we had a drop or two. Just getting...
I gotta stop agreeing to late meetings. I don't suppose anyone's around to share this with me? glug glug JoggerJayne supports the Drink Sensibly campaign
Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday dear Jaaaayne Happy Biiirthdaaay to meeeeeeeee ... on Friday. But I thought I'd better give you all a bit of warning so you can go out and buy me lots of expensive...
Last time I posted the fact that I was going out in one of my power suits ("Grrrrrrr") I got loads of grief. So being a sucker for a kicking ... ... I'm off to a meeting in my KICK ARSE power suit ......
I need a big blackboard, bigger than the ones you can buy in toy shops. Do any of you helpful men out there know how to make one? Is it just matt black paint on (say) chipboard? or MDF?
To all the people who have posted recently looking for help with crossword clues ... ... here is the ultimate solution. Save today's crossword until tomorrow That way, you will have tomorrow's paper...