Is there anything good in the papers today?
Is it worth me walking to the newsagent? ...
... or should I just get another coffee and put the telly on?...
So tonight is the premiere of Brighton Rock. My invite must have got lost at the Sorting Office. I mean ... Hello !! ... do I look busy tonight ? ... Duuuhh!! So ... where would you like to be tonight...
Is anyone else getting (almost daily) strange text messages saying ... I took these photographs of me in my bikini ... ... and telling you to text back to be sent the photos. And how does this scam...
So I read in today's paper that a Bill was placed before the Ugandan Parliament to introduce the death penalty for homosexuality. In Britain, you have to find a different B&B. In Uganda, they want...
So the World leaders have decided that the best place to hold the World Economic Forum ... is in the remote, hard to access, town of Davos. I don't get it. Why would politicians want to spend a few...
Fire up the panini maker ... it's time for a toastie.
I'm Hank Marvin ... as one of my pals' says ...
... which always makes me smile.
Just typing it has made me smile....
When I looked for things on Google Map, there used to be a little options bar in the top right hand corner of the map. You could choose (I think) ... Map, Satellite, something to do Terrain Now, I'm...
I've just paid £233 for 6 months' tax. I hardly ever use that car. I can walk into town. I work from home. When I go to London, I frequently use the train. If I drive at all, I more often take...
It's that poopy time of year, when we need something to look forward to. So here's my offering ... The Guards Polo Club at Windsor Great Park is offering some Picnic Days this Spring ... ... that's...
thingy fair something yer face chieftain of the pudding race thingy aboon them all something about taking yer place thing thingy thingy and we cut the wotnot thingy sonsie face whistle thrissel...
Is anyone watching Good Morning? They've just had three guys showing off various "hair replacement" methods. One guys had been given a wig ... and the presenters were saying ... ......