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Would you wish for heaven on earth?

With the chance of hell hereafter. Would you like to give up all of life's luxuries so as to enjoy the fruits of other lives?

Jessy pie

Speeding and awareness course

My son passed his driving test in April this year. In July he recieved a speeding ticket (38mph in a 30 zone),and was given 3 points and a fine or the option to attend a speed awareness course. He has...

queencharlotte

Dear oh Deer

What do you call a deer with only one eye? No idea What do you call a deer with only one eye and no legs? Still no idea Help; I need more deer jokes fror a friend of mine who runs a deer sanctuary....

redhelen

Folly Farm Wales

Anybody been?

Rapunzel61

I don't know where my husband puts it! Honestly he must have hollow legs

He's 6'3" and fifteen stone, not an ounce of fat on him, he must have eaten a good pound and a half of meat on his dinner, yet he's just got up and cut himself a big wedge of gateau I was given...

spiderbert

What is your philosophy on life?

Mine is I never give up. No matter how hard the conquest may be I just don't give in. How much on a scale from 1 to 10 are you on that?...

chinadog

Divorce advice.

Advice pleeeze, I saw my solicitor 2 weeks ago to start divorce proceedings and also to pay £200 to get my name on the land registry to stop my husband from taking out a mortgage/loan against...

marval

Do you have?

Paddy was returning from a trip to Denmark. When he was going through Customs the Officer asked him, "Do you have any pornographic materials? Paddy replied "Why would I have that, I don't...

gb1959

Contesting a Will

my mother passed away recently leaving an Estate worth in excess of 1 million -mainly house, land and cash accounts. When the Will was read i was shocked to find she had left her Estate to my older...

19dee69

My puppy

Hi all I have a 4 month old german shephard puppy & she keeps eating her poo. Is there anyway I can stop her doing this plz?

housemouse

euphemism for drinking

Paddywak is to enjoy the company of "Mr Morangie" later I recall old Fred the Butcher asking for"my usual tincture" OH,is "just popping out for a couple of scoops"...

vallaw

Nearly two thirds of the way . . .

. . . to my century. It's my 66th birthday today. I have a slow-roast joint of pork shoulder in the oven, picked up a massive bag of plums in Morrison's for 25p, which will become a plum clafoutis for...

Vishnu

My father beats me

Im 16 and father beats me and has threatened to disown me and chuck me out unless I study to become an accountant or doctor which are both his choices. I'm not interested in either profession as I...

Ellegirly 74

Anyone heard or experienced 'aggressive' bees?

In the last month or so we have experienced 5 seperate incidents in our garden with what appear to be bees, I know bees are not usually aggressive creatures, but honestly they do look like bees, or...

sophie_1003

JSA for unemployed graduate

Just reading the jobseekers question below and have some questions regarding my own situation- I graduated from university earlier this year with a teaching qualification but have not secured a post...

joggerjayne

Saving Private Ryan ... a bit rubbish?

Mark Kermode on Talk Sport (or was it Five Live?) today ... At last, someone who agrees with me ... Saving Private Ryan was twenty five minutes of "cinema changing" film, followed by two...

ummmm

Do you believe....

In life after death? I miss Naomi on here, who was a devout Atheist. But she believed in some sort of spirit world. What do you believe?...

marval

misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made...

EvianBaby

Full Moons

I heard something the other day about 999 calls increasing when there is a full moon. Is there any truth in that?...

Paulacrazyplaits

An older woman on the prowl for younger men is known a s cougar, so what's the male version of a cougar called?

What's the official word before anyone types weirdo! lol.

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