couple at the zoo. Stop at Gorillas cage, gorilla looks at woman in very sexy dress, gorilla starts to get excited. The husband say's show him a bit of leg, which she does the gorilla...
I have heard on the news that Engelbert Humperdink's son has been burned by a bonfire. My question is: what is his son's first name? could it be: Jingleberry Bongelbum Spangelwag Winkeltwig?
How we doin peeps? Is life treating us all well? Off to Cyprus on me hols next Wednesday, and really looking foward to it. Have we all been playing nicely?
stuck on three more 1a smart reply with rapier wit? (7) ??p???? 1d alter course round tip of fastnet - concentrate again (7) ??f?c?s 24a hollywood citizen in high voice - one of forget-me-not family...
1) When buying a new mattress would you prefer to be served by a) a woman b)man c) neither. 2) In the morning, do you start brushing your teeth a) to the left b) to the right or c)in your hand?...
Lets play a game, for every word beginning with S you type sausages instead and for anyword beginning with M you type Mash...so.... Report Monkey is suggesting a Stupid and Mindless task.......
I've been with my partner for 20 glorious years. I've been faithful (well there was this Christmas party once but that's a different story) and true (phone-sex doesn't count, does it?). ...
