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LochNessMonster
I'm never good enough for her daughter. You know when she visits my home when the mice throw themselves onto the mousetraps. Nessie :)...
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maggiebee
Why is it that you can say "I don't like him/her" without even having met or spoken to them? I was listening to the radio this morning and Chris Evans had Jools Holland on with him. Without...
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Jemisa
Something you might want to try next time you have to be in hospital. An apple a day keeps the nurse away....... Old person still at the top of his game Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the...
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factor-fiction
I don't know why but I keep getting ads on the right hand side of my screen for Missy Dresses (i think that's the name) and they look very much like naked ladies- presumably it's for flesh coloured...
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sunny-dave
We have today received a new batch of documents from our founder Jules de Singe - he can't be with you in person as he is currently claiming political asylum in the Bridlington Embassy of the People's...
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fbg40
Hi I suffer from quite bad Osteo Arthritis (one knee has been replaced, the other will probably need to be done in the next couple of years) but need to exercise to lose some weight and strengthen my...
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LochNessMonster
Tony Nicklinson who has died at home it has been announced, hope his family get the chance to grief with the newspapers get their way. The courts hands were tied, so RIP Tony !...
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Jemisa
An employee bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting...
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Vibrett
I have a beautiful pendant which has a diamanté back and a large round red stone set in the front. I don't want a valuation particularly but would like to know more about it, what the stone...
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B00
Made me chuckle this morning :-) ...
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chas2008
http://www.mirror.co....s-london-2012-1199641...
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Caribeing
Just heard on the news that Maeve Binchy the Irish novelist as died, she was a very popular author I enjoyed her books I have friends who knew her personally and they tell me she was really lovely,...
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excelsior-1
here he is, as promised. mr Liam Neeson, in his portrayal as Oskar Schindler. he is here all day for you until this evening - when he makes way for someone else that will be here for granny-grump. i...
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excelsior-1
as scheduled - captain jack sparrow is here for you until 2130hrs tonight - savvy? next up tonight ... GrannyGrump. see you later grannyg....
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wiltsman
I took the car into Swindon this afternoon. What a mistake. No one told me that it was an 'I'm not indicating' day in town today. To be fair, I suppose people could be trying to save their battery, or...
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Jemisa
While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom wastes his time on useless things. Given...
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nannybooby
I have just been given a BIG bag of goosberries I can use some but there are so many I would like to freeze some as a dessert. Any ideas please
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tinkerbell23
What would you tell yourself if you could write a letter to a 13year old you? Xx...
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Jemisa
Over the counter .... A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?"...
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FredPuli43
Before the first race at Ascot, a filly was reluctant to go into the stalls. Her jockey's answer was to grab her ear. Can any horsey person on here explain how and why holding her ear was supposed to...

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