My wonderful cat has very kindly come home with small jumping friends and we didn't notice until it was too late :( I have used carpet powders even using it on the furniture, bottled squirty stuff and...
Pauline failed a Health and Safety course at the OAP. Centre today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F***ing' big ones" was...
Not sure of the proper section for this....
I stupidly thought when postal charges increased we might all receive LESS junk mail.....not so. How can we stop this,anyone ?...
Our Elderly Jack Russel starts to bark rhymically from dawnand of course this wakes most of the household. I say rhymic because it's like bark bark , 5 seconds or so then bark bark, very predicable....
I went to my local district nurse who said that I had a severe rash on my scrotum! As she was examining me she said: "You're going to have to stop masterbating!" I said: "Why?" She...
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND...
Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working..... Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors,...
Just got an email from a friend saying he and his wife are in Spain and he has been mugged. Needs funds to settle hotel bill. Lots about this email did not add up, and from a very literate person this...
of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked...
I saw a film many years ago, about 2 brothers - one was backward. He managed to hold down a job as a bin man and he put his brother (who was quite clever) through college. A tragedy struck and I think...
