Your help would be appreciated. Car stolen at Marston Moretaine service station with Black and White Border Collie inside, still missing since Friday night. Photo of dog and details:...
See you got a couple of good places. Geoff Duffield told me that Gwen had withheld the CC from the dogs? I had 58 entered, both tickets went to veterans and both reserves to puppies - nowt in between...
This is a serious request. A man called Ross Green had his car stolen tonight while at a service station just off Junction 13 of the M1 on the way home from LKA. His black and white Border Collie...
Was strapped down and made to watch Deal or No Deal today, and noticed that all the audience happen to be wearing black shirts or black frocks - is it a condition of attending or are they in mourning...
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg goes into a fancy dress shop asking for an outfit that won't make people take the p*ss out of him. The assistant says he could have a knotted handkerchief for...
I am being given a mileage allowance for a journey which is a round trip of 280 miles. How do I work out the cost? Is there a standard rate. I know cars use different amounts of diesel, and my friend...
Having suffered another migraine today, with the full coloured flashing lights even when I closed my eyes, I got to wondering whether blind people suffer from migraines and if so, do they 'see' the...
Outlook Express very kindly offered to compact my emails, but now all the emails I received between June and today have disappeared, and all of my 'sent' emails have gone totally. Where are they and...
Went for a Chinese on Thursday night, then on Friday had a bacon roll and some chips at dinner time. Friday teatime I felt really queasy and have spent all evening/night in the bathroom with sickenss...
Can't someone shut them up - no-one else could get a word in. We couldn't hear what anyone was saying and Anton was trying to take over the show. Why couldn't he accept he was crap tonight and put up...
Instead of the Best Actor awards how about voting for the worst? Linda Lusardi (so impressive can't even remember her character's name) Victoria Sugden Kevin Wicks Charlie Slater Nicola with the...
A doctor is doing his hospital rounds accompanied by a local lady dignitary who has made a donation to funds. In the first room there is a man having a w*nk - the lady dignitary is disgusted and asks...
Flying back over the north sea got me wondering a couple of things - what time do they use on the rigs (i.e. British Summer Time)? Can they use mobile phones on them? Are they allowed to smoke -i.e....
Discover Dogs is being held at Earls Court in London on 10th and 11th November. You will be able to meet and chat with breeders of almost 200 different breeds, and see the dogs. There are also lots of...