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Spot The Errors!

Went for lunch today to pub/restaurant, the waitress brought the Blackboard with the specials on it! carott and corriander soup, guiness steak pie, sheppards pie, she noticed we were amused by it and...

Jemisa

Jemisa.

Sorry I haven't been on par lately but i'm poorly, from somewhere I've picked up a bacterial infection facial (Cellulitis) its a bugger I look like the elephant man. I've been going to the docs for...

slates

Tv Easy

clue name of chef and tv presenter letters 4 5 i have icrsetitn

Maggoty

Perfect Average Temp For House

Now I am only asking for your opinions, I am aware that there is not a 'perfect' room temperature. But going into Autumn/Winter the heating will kick in soonish. What temp do you have your thermostat...

emmie

What An Idiot Day

faffed about earlier with some jobs in the house, don't ask me why as i am not one for housework, then had meeting which didn't go all that well, came home as the weather was absolutely dire, got...

Tilly2

My New Pet Has A Friend

http://i43.tinypic.com/2mmg07r.jpg What shall I call them?...

mikey4444

House Price Inflation The Only Good Inflation ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23983828 Once again, we are led to believe that a rise above inflation is good for houses but bad for petrol, gas, electric, food, etc. Never understood this and...

sp1814

The Worst Film You've Ever Seen

This was last asked back in 2006 in AnswerBank, and there's been plenty of dreck released since then. With the imminent release of the new 'Diana' film which is garnering almost universal bad reviews...

Baby_Sham

Organ Trafficker - Shocking!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402741/Parents-horror-Chinese-boy-6-eyes-GOUGED-OUT-kidnapped-organ-trafficker-stole-corneas.html Not sure if this has already been posted, but it's literally...

sara3

National Lottery / Alternatives

I play the lottery via direct debit, 3 lines on a Weds and 3 on a Sat. they've written to me to say that the ticket prices are doubling (they almost make it sound like I should be grateful!) and my...

TheFlorist

Hello

I am the florist

Donnart

Vegetable Seeds And Plant Quiz

This is an anagram of vegetable seeds or plants, thanks in advance for any help HISS TEAK CHARRED BRAN FF...

wolf63

I Am Not Too Sure About This

I got this picture in an email earlier. I always thought that hot air balloons were peaceful and calming to look at, but this one may have another effect on me - sniggering...

lardhelmet

Why Does The Presenter Of The National Lottery Hit The Big Button In Front Of Them...

...because nothing happens until the bloke in the white gloves behind them presses a button on the actual machine?...

DJHawkes

Whch Letter On Your Keyboard Never Types Properly?

there's always one grrr

DJHawkes

When I First Started Grammar School

there was a pocket in my navy blue gym knickers, what was i supposed to keep in it?

voulezvous

Missing Neighbours

Weird one here. My neighbours have now been away for three weeks. I'm getting a little concerned about them. Usually when they go away they ask me to keep an eye out on their house. They didn't do...

weecalf

Six Word Story

Putting this in arts and literature as the great people of AB are going to up with gems .Make a story in six word as Ernest Hem did .Ill begin .It will win .House for sale...

elliemay1

Twisters

Has anyone warmed to this quiz yet? It's a definite NO from me!

71silverfox

Can A Balloon Hover?

After noticing that a balloon filled with helium floats up, and a balloon filled with air falls to the ground, my question is this - If a balloon is filled with the correct amount of both helium and...

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