The Catholic type, which supports the masses. The Salvation Army type, lifts up the fallen. The Baptist type, makes mountains out of mole hills. The Scientology type, propped up by a lot of money...
Seen one in her 50's yesterday and she bent forward you could see all the way up to Easter? (Holy Week)
Was taken aback, I will have to visit a shrink for the next few weeks now !...
Was on local buses yesterday and the amount of junk left on seats and passageway was terrible. McDonalds boxes, plastic bottles and old bits of food. yuck! Even a heavy boned mother came on with her...
I just love Italian food.
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Went to local Chinese restaurant the other night, and they tried to sell me a new cook book ?
It was called 101 ways to wok your dog ?...
When I go to shops sometimes I tease the assistant like below. Matalan - "Would sir like to keep the clothes hanger" - "Is it cheaper if I don't take them ?" Clarkes shoes -...
Mine has to be Irn Bru.
Fact = Cola sells less that Irn Bru here in Scotland its the only country in the world not be ruled by Coca Cola or Pepsi.
Nessie TLNM...
