'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.....
Hi, have taken your advice and now running Ubuntu 9.04 finding a few minor issues with it, but it is working much better than Freespire,Main probs are, can't load Skype, e/mail seems a bit clumsy,...
I have just loaded Linux Freespire onto one of my hard drives, but i am having problems getting my email to work, Also having trouble making it recognise printer, and also audio on Skype, Is there...
FRIED BREAKFASTS> I do and i want one now, so I'm going into the kitchen for a look round, And anything that can be fried, will be, Even the fruit bowl is fair game today,I'm so bl00dy hungry, I...
saw this documentary where a woman was carried from a burning high rise flat on the shoulder of a fireman perched on top of an extremely long ladder, all giddy stuff, if you were in the same situation...
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and...
I was at work, then I would be sat in a nice air conditioned office, instead of having to go out on the patio in this infernal heat to drink my ice cold lager, Phew.
regarding these MPs that are causing a scandal with their expenses, I think everybody is annoyed by it, But my thoughts are thus, If the Police take action and they are prosecuted, Do you think the...
When you are having problems with something like E/mails, and you are trying to sort it by sending E/mails to a friend, And the lazy ******* can't even bother to reply in an effort to help you, when...
I'm not talking to him cos he talks to her, And she talks to him ,the troublemaker, WEL HE STARTED IT. No he didn't, yes he did and iv'e got proof, Ok then, let's see it, If he doesn't apologise I'm...
Been thinking about it since yesterday, OK, moving on from gardeners, what about lady butchers,? could they work with large lumps of meat,? and how would they handle a butcher's chopper, any thoughts...