Is anyone else fed up with the Post Office wanting to know what is in the parcel that I am posting? Supposedly it is for security. As if I would tell them if it were dangerous materials.
Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring....
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
For any irrational reason you choose, what places can't you abide? I am watching four in a bed and the B & B is near Southwold, can't stand the place (sent a shiver down my spine when they said it,...
A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next...
Lorraine Kelly was so unprofessional in interviewing Conrad Murray on Daybreak this morning, allowing her own feelings towards him overshadow everything else. I thought interviewers were supposed to...
Inspired by SandyRoe's thread about a lost engagement ring it got me wondering about the habits of others. I wear my rings pretty much all the time, although not everyone does and I am curious why...
So......what did everyone think of tonights episode?..... Me i loved it because we saw a bit of my old favourite doctor (Tom Baker) and my new favourite (Matt Smith) oh and what about the bit at the...
Could club members please note that Queenie, Igor and I will not be opening the doors to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting until after Doctor Who tonight. We apologise for the inconvenience but we...
A lorry driver stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing really short shorts. "Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. "It's Snow ... Roy Snow," he...
Local hospital sign: Give blood...it was meant to circulate. TV repair shop sign: Do it yourself...then call us. Poultry farm sign: Better laid than ever. Cleaning shop sign: Bring us your pressing...
Cannot figure out the right response to 11 across (5) Carried on in minor role S?E?R - other than spear which is carried I just do not get this clue at all - can anyone enlighten me - I would hate not...
I swallowed a balloon of dope. The balloon has been in my stomach for almost two weeks now. After researching about stuff clogged in the intestines, and esophagus, im convinced thats not the case. I...
Given Lee Child's utterly baffling endoresement of tiddly Tom Cruise playing his hero Jack Reacher - and the complete dog's breakfast of a film that was the result - is it time for Liam Neeson to take...