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Tilly2

In My Slow Cooker

I have a chicken, some lemon juice, a bunch of thyme, olive oil and "$ cloves of garlic. Mr. Till has just come back from bowls, opened the front door and exclaimed, ' Flippin' eck, that's blowing my...
17:59 Fri 25th Oct 201345 answers, last by Tilly2 08:22 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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marval

Problem Solved

When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, my blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel very well. My doctor said that eating right doesn't have...
12:38 Fri 25th Oct 20135 answers, last by jno 19:48 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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wimp

Clocks!

Extra hour in bed this wkd or the chance to get more work in. What is it?
12:37 Fri 25th Oct 20139 answers, last by fairycakes69 22:05 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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FredPuli43

Elederly To Blame For Housing Shortage?

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3903989.ece (Hope you get enough before the paywall limit. Couldn't find it free) Apparently immigrants and the elderly are to blame for the housing...
03:00 Fri 25th Oct 2013100 answers, last by emmie 08:13 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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trt

Didnt Know Iceland Had Started On-Line

free deliveries over £25 till today. Its taken them long enough to realize that its the way forward, or its because their sales the last 18 months are down quite a lot....
18:48 Thu 24th Oct 201312 answers, last by magicmick 10:34 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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sir.prize

More Manure For Fergie

Has Sir Alex become senile? Ferguson says Steven Gerrard is not a top player....
21:20 Thu 24th Oct 201339 answers, last by redman41 14:33 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Just-Jude

The Poppy Song!

How much more rubbish are they going to inflict on us in the name of charity? Do people actually go out and buy this sentimental slush? Why are we happy to sing about people getting blown to bits?...
14:51 Thu 24th Oct 201396 answers, last by ChillDoubt 17:54 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Coreymcguire

Can A Person Be Left Naked In A Police Cell, And If So Why. ?

Can a person be left naked in a police cell, and if so why. ?...
17:47 Thu 24th Oct 201314 answers, last by shoota 20:22 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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riodave

Where Can I Find An Investor For A Very Unique Anglo-Chinese Music Venture

I am in direct contact with a very influential man in Chinese Performance Indistry Association, this is part of the Chinese Ministry of culture, and I have their full support and offer of help for...
14:46 Thu 24th Oct 20137 answers, last by woofgang 16:57 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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starone

The Blood Transfusion

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery. But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't...
00:02 Thu 24th Oct 201310 answers, last by tonybrigenja 06:37 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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starone

Shopping With Dad

I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him. The teenager...
00:12 Thu 24th Oct 20138 answers, last by marval 20:18 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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ck1

Just When Things Can't Get Any Worse...

It's raining, it's cold, mass unemployment, fuel bills are rising, to cheer myself up I treat myself to a jam doughnut....and there was no jam in it, whatever next!!!
13:08 Wed 23rd Oct 201313 answers, last by Zacs-Master 16:18 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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FredPuli43

Is There No News..

..in the Daily Mail today? I mean nothing worthy, as important enough to be on AB . All I could find was something about a man who had served his sentence, had been retained in custody as an 'illegal'...
13:14 Wed 23rd Oct 201332 answers, last by sp1814 23:37 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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gollob

Pointless Liberal Democrat Mp's

The question was can you name a Liberal Democrat MP.There are 57. They said there was only one pointless answer. They say they ask 100 people . I would think if you went to a Lib-Dem Party conference...
10:27 Wed 23rd Oct 201316 answers, last by Svejk 11:46 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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pretty_snowdrop

Lucky Man

Young lad pulls an older woman at a club. She's 58 but looks very good for her age. On the way back to her house bloke is thinking mmm! i bet her daughter is hot. When out of the blue she asks if he'd...
20:29 Tue 22nd Oct 20136 answers, last by maggiebee 10:38 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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ChillDoubt

Captain Phillips

Highly recommended. Great film from Paul Greengrass and another superb performance by Tom Hanks, but then I never expect anything less but especially so given this combination. Tense, gripping...
20:42 Sun 20th Oct 20139 answers, last by maggiebee 10:11 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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Caran

Had To Smile

This morning OH got a parcel. He had ordered a crash helmet. He has organised a trip to Silverstone with his MG club. They all get to drive their own car round the track for 30 minutes. Everyone has...
22:37 Tue 22nd Oct 201310 answers, last by Caran 15:52 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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Steve.5

Very Appealing

Quasi Modo walks into a bar and asks for a large scotch. barman says bells allright quasi, mind yer own Fluffin' business...
21:28 Tue 22nd Oct 20137 answers, last by frugalfred 12:05 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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maggiebee

Crazy English (Not Strictly A Joke)

You think English is easy?? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce.... 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the...
18:12 Tue 22nd Oct 20138 answers, last by maxtown 10:37 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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weecalf

Willys Baby

So the guy Christening willys baby thinks that this will encourage us lesser people to have christening .so there you we have been told .worthy of comment?
18:09 Tue 22nd Oct 201319 answers, last by boxtops 11:28 Wed 23rd Oct 2013

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