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Huge Spiders

Just went in the bathroom & there's a ginormous spider in the bath. Where do they come from and how come they only seem to appear at night? (It's huge - I'm not getting it out.)...

Jeza

For Several Weeks.....

I've lived on ham sandwiches, not good I know. Today on the way back from the hospital I called in to a cafe cum restaurant and instead of just having a cup of tea I ordered a meal. I told the...

Zacs-Master

Gawd Bless Ya Guv'nor

You never know what you've got, until it's gone do you?

maureen

Help 5D Strong-Billed Songbird N-T-A-C-, 17D A Centre Of Depravity Or Corruption -E-S-O-- 29A Cold Winds -O-T-E---E-

thanks all in advance

frugalfred

Marriage II

My wife phoned me. "There's water in the carburettor!" "Where's the car?" I asked. She replied, "In the lake." If you don't like women drivers, get off the pavement. I miss my wife's cooking - as...

Woodsz

Job Interview:

Job Interview: Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?" Old Man : "Honesty." Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Old Man : "I don't really give a f***...

anotheoldgit

Rihanna Asked To Leave Mosque.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2470040/Rihanna-asked-leave-Abu-Dhabi-mosque.html Should we now put an end to any female Muslim posing in front of St Paul's wearing a niqab?...

Jeza

I Picked Up The Watch From Argos........

For a cheapie it doesn't show. Went to the hospital attempted to put the watch on his wrist. Not my watch he says and threw it on the floor. I know he is ill and not himself. I tried to tell him I'm...

bednobs

Citalopram Withdrawal

Hi. My husband had been on citalopram for a couple of years now. He recently had forgotten to take out for about nine days. He feels no different and had had no withdrawal symptoms. It's he"safe" now...

Caribeing

Sharon Osbourne X Factor

Sharon Osbourne trying to influence Louis to keep Shelley by slobbering all over him, pathetic still didn't work she was voted off, programme getting trashier each time even the guest acts were...

Purple_Popple

Liberace Or Russ Conway ?

Who do you prefer of these two pianists ? After watching 'Behind the Candelabra' it got me wondering as for me both Russ & Liberace were great in their time....

penelope2

Turkish Bath House....

I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish Bath Houses. They shaved with a solid steel stoneground razor, clipped inside the ears,snipped out the nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs...

ferlew

Casualty

Keith Baron, tonight...what is your opinion of his performance?...

marval

What Age?

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her...

Purple_Popple

Julian Clary

On Piers Morgan last night, I really enjoyed this interview, what a really lovely guy he is, Julian that is ! Bless him...i have no idea how they 'hold it together' when they are asked about very...

barbaraP1962

Anagrams Of Scottish Songs

q1 aaabddeefghlnosttyy [3,9,2,7 ]

belindabee

Macca On Norton !

Do you like Sir Paul ?

marval

Bible Questions

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A: Pharaoh's daughter...

ClaryS

Veggie Xmas Any Ideas Please

Someones coming to us for Xmas who is a vegetarian - I know I could just go look up some recipes but are their any veggies on here that have a really nice recipe suitable for Xmas Lunch? Thanks!