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Digestives And Cheese

Nobody in this office has ever heard of it I find that very strange - perhaps I work with philistines or perhaps I am the philistine...

LochNessMonster

She is back home after her operation for breast cancer, we find out if any other treatment is required next week, tails crossed? Thanks or all your kind words of support that have touched her. Once...

starone

Male V Female At The Cash Machine

A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...

anotheoldgit

Morrison's Supermaket Offends A Muslim Customer

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421789/Morrisons-sold-cheese-onion-pasty-meat-Muslim-family-mistake--offered-ALCOHOL-apology.html I would be very careful to feed my children anything that had...

maggiebee

Getting Excited

Off to Costa Dorada on Tuesday for some sun and sangria (bugger the sea). Two weeks of relexation - bliss! Catch up later.

starone

Confessions

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She...

marval

What Is It?

A third grade school teacher is trying to explain to her class the difference between singular and plural. She says, "What is it if one woman looks out of a window?" Little Mary replies, "Singular!"...

maggiebee

Celebrity Pointless

Q. Who was the first female speaker in the House of Commons? A. Margaret Thatcher Think the contestant was pointless, didn't answer one question correctly....

ferlew

What Are You Greedy For?

Brown bread and smoked salmon trimmings here. Also jacket potato with butter and cheese. Doritos with cottage cheese and pineapple....

cupid04

See How Far This Goes....

Good morning from Cupid04. Time for a new one as the old has just disappeared from the latest post. Anyone can join in, you just follow on from the previous song. I'll start you off with:- It's four...

albaqwerty

Blooming Spiders

washing the lunch dishes, kitchen window was cleaned and not a sign of a web since Tuesday. Thanks to the rain, there are some lovely drops dripping for the web. They move quickly, don't they? ps,...

sandyRoe

I Scored 7 Here But I Don't Want To Be A Spy. Can You Do Better?

https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/investigative-challenge/investigative-challenge-quiz.aspx...

pantonsteve

Local Cryptic - Few Tricky Ones

agencies that inform me before help returns [5] ????a - media ? not doing spadework on the royalist side [7] ??????g - digging ? the banker rode about greatly hurt [6,7] ?????? ????t?d the whole...

mikey4444

Long Finger Nails

Have you ever seen anything as daft as this :::: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-24073816...

hc4361

When Taking A Photo Is Just Inappropriate

This has left me with a churning stomach and disbelief that somebody found the time to take a photo.......

anneasquith

We Wont Be Getting A Nanny For George ?

7 weeks old, oh yes you will :)

marval

Too Much Sex?

A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I...

mushroom25

If At First You Don't Succeed.....

.....take your bat home. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-24063468 legitimate concern voiced by the kirk? or churchmen just being petty and small-minded?...

carolegif

Jamie Oliver's Low Cost Meals

Watched this for two weeks now and can't believe how out of touch he is! Last week he paid £18 for a joint. This week he paid £28 for a half shoulder of pork! He said it would feed 8 people with...

Ken4155

Every Little Helps - Certainly Halps Tesco

Just been to Tesco for my weekly shop and was disgusted to see that their own brand Greek style yogurt has been raised from £1 to £1.20!! How can they justify such a hike. And, on a bill of only...

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