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maggiebee

New Car

My new avatar is there to reflect that I took delivery of my new car yesterday. Nothing too special - Fiat Grande Punto 4 door in Gunmetal Grey. Sounds a bit boring perhaps but it's all mine and I'm...
13:41 Thu 12th Sep 201311 answers, last by tonyav 11:46 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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jd_1984

Are You Working Class??

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/you-working-class-take-quiz-2267999 I scored a 19, so therefore I am working class!!...
08:22 Thu 12th Sep 201363 answers, last by tamborine 21:02 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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anotheoldgit

Prince William To Leave The Raf To Become A 'full Time Royal'.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-william-completes-last-shift-as-raf-pilot-to-take-up-fulltime-job-of-being-royal-8811642.html But first he will take a year off to contemplate...
13:23 Thu 12th Sep 201329 answers, last by ChillDoubt 03:34 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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sandyRoe

Boracic Lint...

I had a stye a while back and remembering a treatment from childhood went and asked the chemist for boracic lint. She looked at me as thought I'd asked for medicinal leeches or a blood-letting bowl. I...
12:25 Thu 12th Sep 20133 answers, last by sandyRoe 08:29 Wed 05th Mar 2014
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mrs_overall

Friends Of The Opposite Sex

I have several very good friends of the opposite sex (all married) and that is all we are - friends. A comment on another post made me realise that not all women would be happy for their husbands to...
09:21 Tue 10th Sep 201351 answers, last by Baby_Sham 21:17 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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lardhelmet

If Brucey Decided This Was To Be His Last Season On Strictly, Who Do You Think...

would be a suitable replacement for him? I would think John Barrowman would be good. Any suggestions?...
18:50 Mon 09th Sep 201353 answers, last by viv38 13:57 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Cross?

Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a car load of rowdy young youths pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out you penguins!" shouts one of the lads. The Mother Superior turns to Sister...
10:51 Tue 10th Sep 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:36 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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dave50

Clothes For Cash

A lot of these shops have sprung up lately and I was just wondering why they would pay for unwanted clothes and who do they sell them on to? Anyone had any bad experiences with them because we are...
10:13 Tue 10th Sep 201317 answers, last by jd_1984 14:13 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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starone

Three More Irish Ones

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
23:02 Mon 09th Sep 20136 answers, last by starone 23:14 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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TheOtherHalf

Can You Scramble

My OH had scrambled eggs for the first time whilst at a hotel at the weekend. I usually poach them for him. He loved them and started asking how to do them. This is how the conversation went ;- Me -...
10:47 Mon 09th Sep 201338 answers, last by pusskin 14:34 Tue 01st Oct 2013
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starone

Two Irish Ones

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They...
09:13 Mon 09th Sep 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:03 Mon 09th Sep 2013
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dizmouk2009

I've Just Lost My Friend

Well it's true. Apparently he is on his last chance with his girlfriend and in order for him to have that chance he has to have nothing to do with me. Oh it really hasn't sunk in yet....
23:04 Sun 08th Sep 201339 answers, last by anneasquith 19:08 Mon 09th Sep 2013
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hawksley

Andrew.

So Prince Andrew , was asked to identify himself whilst walking in the grounds of Buckingham Palace, and was angry with the two Policemen who challenged him, because they did not recognize him..Will...
11:20 Sun 08th Sep 201329 answers, last by joko 13:51 Mon 09th Sep 2013
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Just-Jude

Strange People!

Is there a north south divide when it comes to sex offenders? All the recent court cases involve personalities from northern areas. What could be responsible for their dark behaviour?
15:08 Sat 07th Sep 201313 answers, last by atalanta 13:35 Sun 08th Sep 2013
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Svejk

Village Idiots

Any good stories
10:27 Sun 08th Sep 201340 answers, last by weecalf 18:59 Sun 08th Sep 2013
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initial

Sunday Exp Mag

last one. 3 down .Leave of absence from one's school or some other institution.5 letters E -E- -.Thank you.
10:45 Sun 08th Sep 20133 answers, last by Paperlady 11:32 Sun 08th Sep 2013
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cupid04

Anyone Singing Along

And waving your banners?
22:27 Sat 07th Sep 201348 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:24 Sun 08th Sep 2013
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Caran

Last Night Of The Proms

Watching this in hotel in Folkestone en route to France tomorrow. Had fantastic meal tonight in Greek restaurant in hotel. Called Hamlet hotel. We had whitebait starters, £3.95 each then an enormous...
22:43 Sat 07th Sep 201313 answers, last by Caran 23:42 Sat 07th Sep 2013
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gness

Ed!!!

Forget the cookery....there is a programme starting soon on BBC4 about... .....wait for it.......KNITTING!!! The gods heard me!! ☺...
21:04 Sat 07th Sep 201351 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:58 Sat 07th Sep 2013
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starone

A Small Accident

David staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...
20:51 Sat 07th Sep 20137 answers, last by pixie373 22:08 Sat 07th Sep 2013

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