maggiebee Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Best One Liners

Are you or have you ever been a practicing homosexual ? What , with my feet ? ----------------- Can you fill that bottle . What , from here ?...

devadiva

I am a rookie gardener and have a bright red climbing rose which has been a picture this year. All flowering is now over and I was going to dead head the plant but find there are 100's of rose hips...

maggiebee

Life Before The Computer

Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A keyboard was the piano A CD was...

anotheoldgit

Is Anyone Worth £256,000 Per Week?

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Steve.5

Caption If You Please :

http://i39.tinypic.com/2mct2qo.jpg What do you think Gerrard is saying to Persie ;...

Daij

Exp

14d Infusion of leaves or flowers used as beverage, for example, herbal tea. (6) T?S??E 29a Small cake of unleavened idian bread deep fried in ghee and served hot with meat or vegetables; from Hindi...

josaphine32

Candy Crush.....levels

My stupid daughter has got me hooked, I have finished level one, but there is a plane stopped on 35 I think, do I have to go back and get 3 stars on all numbers to pass or just some, I have 2 with 1...

tonyav

I Haven't Seen Many This Year.

http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/british-butterflies#image=11...

Suetheramble

Leg Muscles (10) ???d???e?s

& Gambol (6) P????E As one(6) U????N Cutting Tools (7) ???S?W? Imprison(6) I?T???...

Mampara

David Frost Dies

David Frost has died of a heart attack age 74. Great broadcaster....

4getmenot

Through The Keyhole

how bizarre that david frost dies the night the show is bought back

berniecuddles

Dr Sqad!

A patient was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word that doctor sqad used in surgery,” he answered....

dobiedog42

Andre Rieu

In his "Live in Brazil" concert, does anyone know the final piece of music/song where everyone is making gestures and obviously enjoying themselves as they go on singing it long after Andre has left...

Ann

Sweet Williams

I have grown Sweet Williams for the first time and they have been really great! They are the tall variety not the dwarf, and have now finished flowering. I had dead headed them 2 weeks ago but today I...

WyeDyed

Alerts To Threats In 2013 Europe

From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be...

maggiebee

Gonnae No Dae That?

IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :- 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is square. 3. You were forced to do...

marval

How To Tell The Weather

To tell what the weather is, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is...