When we were little kids, Mum used to get us a pomegranate now and then. Then she told us we had to eat it one seed at a time, with a pin. It used to take us ages. Did your Mum tell you such porkies?...
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just...
Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him. "Dude, it's...
....a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. "Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified," says the interviewer....
Spent a day in Edinburgh last week at the EBF. Saw John Burnside, Ian Rankin in conversataion with Maj Sjöwal (Swedish Author) and Ruby Wax. Thoroughly enjoyable day out and ended up with a long list...
Whenever I talk about a soap in the Media & TV section someone always says 'it isn't real!' - well I am going to say 'it's only a game!' to all the guys who are taking over Facebook tonight ranting...
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/aug/23/editors-paparazzi-beach-david-cameron
Should both mine and Gromit's threads on the subject now be removed?...
He is a recovering alcoholic and also being treated for depression. (All details of the following can be seen in previous posts). Over the past two months we have got two new granddaughters, his son,...
A little girl cuts her hand on a rose bush in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take...
I live in a part of the city where there are a lot of houses rented out to students. Out walking yesterday, wearing my new titfer, I saw a group of young women, who'll soon be making up part of this...