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ferlew
When we were little kids, Mum used to get us a pomegranate now and then. Then she told us we had to eat it one seed at a time, with a pin. It used to take us ages. Did your Mum tell you such porkies?...
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excelsior-1
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just...
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excelsior-1
Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him. "Dude, it's...
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excelsior-1
....a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. "Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified," says the interviewer....
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cupid04
All the ads are blaring out again, I've had neurofen , galvaston and that boots foot thingy to name but three.
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hevian54
35 across 7 in scots law, the granting of legal possessions of feudal property S?S??E?...
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maggiebee
Spent a day in Edinburgh last week at the EBF. Saw John Burnside, Ian Rankin in conversataion with Maj Sjöwal (Swedish Author) and Ruby Wax. Thoroughly enjoyable day out and ended up with a long list...
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pips1
Whenever I talk about a soap in the Media & TV section someone always says 'it isn't real!' - well I am going to say 'it's only a game!' to all the guys who are taking over Facebook tonight ranting...
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puzzled54
what has happened to Desktop?
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gness
Quite beautiful though : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI Gxx...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/aug/23/editors-paparazzi-beach-david-cameron Should both mine and Gromit's threads on the subject now be removed?...
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Jemisa
If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant would you then help your uncle Jack off an elephant?....
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Traci66
He is a recovering alcoholic and also being treated for depression. (All details of the following can be seen in previous posts). Over the past two months we have got two new granddaughters, his son,...
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TWR
Have you been there? do you think the changes are good for the place? ( I was there yesterday, (they have made the front realy good) whats your views?
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EDDIE51
Can't get into ebay this morning , any else having problems?
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admarlow
Amateur comedians need not reply....
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Caran
Do you know what this is? Paul O'Grady mentioned it on tv, brought back memories from my childhood. 22:50 Thu 22nd Aug 2013...
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berniecuddles
A little girl cuts her hand on a rose bush in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take...
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sandyRoe
I live in a part of the city where there are a lot of houses rented out to students. Out walking yesterday, wearing my new titfer, I saw a group of young women, who'll soon be making up part of this...

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