Because my sight is failing I cannot see properly to do my makeup. Its my eye brows they are very fair and I've always helper them by using an eyebrow pencil but now the detail of this proceedure I...
A newlywed girl was being welcomed at her husband's family’s home where they were going to live. After they welcomed her she gave a speech. My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new...
Catching a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charged Jim double the usual fare and got abusive when it was pointed out so Jim reluctantly paid up and swore revenge. A couple of weeks later revenge...
I rang seaworld to book some tickets the other day. I thought it was odd that they asked me to repeat "Jump through the hoop!" "Do a flip!" "balance the ball" several times before they would confirm...
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on...
Hope the good people of AB can help, Our washing machine drum is beginning to smell somewhat, i think a kind of damp smell. Can anyone suggest anything that i might cure this. Don't really want the...
http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/419749/Palace-inquest-after-Prince-William-names-Kate-as-his-Princess
It would seem there is even a confusion if the Dutchess of Cambridge is even a Princess....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384409/Pensioner-65-arrested-death-64-year-old-man-knocked-floor-Asda-car-park-fight.html Here we have two 60 plus men both who went out on a Saturday shopping...
we are going to marmaris in 2 weeks and i just wanted to no how much does club sunsmile in marmaris ( armutalan ) charge for air con? Thanks for any answers?...
When I was in hospital recently there was a poor 85yr old lady with dementia, I am ashamed to say I have not given this condition much thought before, the poor old thing was convinced that she was in...
I find it very difficult to forgive people (well nigh impossible). My head keeps telling me "wrong me once, shame on you. wrong me twice, shame on me." Any wise words from you might help....
There's this bloke with a really huge 'John Thomas', and everytime he goes to pee, no matter how much he shakes and squeezes, the last few drops wont come out until he has zipped up, so he goes to a...
A dentist has to remove a patient's tooth. 'I'll give you an injection so you won't feel the pain,' he says. 'No I hate needles,' the patient cries. So the dentist offers laughing gas. 'No, I'll...
I was just watching urban jungle, and when they did the moth bit, it so reminded me of a 3 night school trip to juniper hall, I could have only been about ten, but remember it as though it was...