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Local Quiz.

Local Quiz. means of transportation 1. "A cradle on wheels" According to Mark (10) 2. A white one is more trouble than it's worth. (8) 3. Stein and G.B. collaborate (8) 4. Add 'e' to the cow (9) 5....
21:56 Mon 07th Oct 201317 answers, last by magicmick 09:33 Tue 08th Oct 2013
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Testimony

This is a testimony to true friendship... A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair and make up are not done, the house...
22:06 Thu 19th Sep 20133 answers, last by cupid04 23:09 Thu 19th Sep 2013
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Griddler Help Please

Found this puzzle in the Sunday Telegraph, made a hash of it but I would like to try again, are there Griddler mags or will I have to wait untill next Sunday. Tried all the super markets does anyone...
21:17 Tue 17th Sep 20133 answers, last by magicmick 21:32 Tue 17th Sep 2013
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The Thoughtful Husband

The instructor said "Laidies remember walking is good for you it strengthens the pelvic muscels and makes delivery much easier. Just pace yourself and try to stay on a soft surface like grass"...
22:45 Thu 05th Sep 20137 answers, last by marval 13:17 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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He Must Pay

Husband and wife had a tiff, wife called up her mom "He fought with me again I am coming to live with you" Mom said "no darling he must pay for his mistake I am coming to live with you."...
21:43 Thu 05th Sep 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:33 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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Another Blonde Joke

A man wanted to buy his young blonde wife something for their first wedding anniversary so he decided on a mobil phone. He showed her the phone and all its features, next day she was shopping when the...
21:19 Thu 05th Sep 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:34 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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3D Tv

After a hour of looking at every 3D TV in the shop the assistant asked me if I had seen one I liked, isaid sorry "but nothing is jumping out at me."...
22:59 Wed 24th Jul 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:09 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Fao Sherrardk

Been a Stobart spotter 3 years, the bio mass wagon has a walking floor if you had seen Trucks and Trailers on channel 5 they were on a lot tonight, the family think I am mad but it makes journeys more...
22:22 Fri 21st Jun 20139 answers, last by magicmick 22:28 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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Local Quiz

The first part of the clue is a five letter word, then add a letter to give answer to second part of clue e.g. A Mediterranean island where you could use your skills to make something. Answer Crete...
22:26 Tue 28th May 20139 answers, last by magicmick 22:35 Tue 28th May 2013
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Fa Cup Wins

What is unusual about the last three FA Cup Final wins? No prizes just a bit of fun and no googling,
17:09 Mon 27th May 201313 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:56 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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Crossword Fan Rip

Did you hear about the crossword fan who died,? they buried him six down and three across
21:47 Wed 08th May 20138 answers, last by bibblebub 10:49 Thu 09th May 2013
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The Limbo Dancer

Did you hear about the limbo dancer who had his pocket picked, how could anyone stoop so low?
21:36 Wed 08th May 20134 answers, last by maggiebee 10:44 Thu 09th May 2013
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Bad News 2

My mate Dave died at his job in the bookies, all the filing cabinets fell on top of him in the store room the coroner said the odds were stacked against him
23:10 Wed 24th Apr 20137 answers, last by frugalfred 16:51 Thu 25th Apr 2013
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Pancake Day

Brenda took her six year old son to see the doctor, With some hesitation she said that allthough her little angel appeared to be in good health she was concerned over his very small p???s. After...
22:52 Sat 20th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 19:00 Sun 21st Apr 2013
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Dr Smith

A gorgeous blond went to see Dr Smith about her flat chest, he said "what you need to do every morning in the shower is rub you breast's and say scoobie doobie doobies I want bigger boobies" so this...
22:01 Wed 10th Apr 20135 answers, last by askyourgran 21:43 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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Fridge Not Working

I came home from golfing today....... The wife had left a note on the fridge door, "It's not working, I can't take it any more I have gone to stay at mothers!!" I opened the fridge, the light came on,...
21:57 Mon 08th Apr 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 22:19 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Corner Shop

Wife said to hubby 'will you go to the corner shop for a pint of milk' as he was going through the door she said 'oh by the way if they have eggs get six' hubby arrives back with six pints of milk,...
22:53 Wed 03rd Apr 20136 answers, last by marval 15:33 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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England V San Marino

Had a bet today on England game v San Marino It is six questions to answer yes or no 1 goal before 19 mins 59 secs I put yes 2 will there be a headed goal I put no 3 will there be more than 5 yellow...
00:56 Fri 22nd Mar 201323 answers, last by magicmick 08:16 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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Cry Baby

Every time I go to see my mate he says he cried again after sex, mind you he is in jail
00:00 Fri 22nd Mar 20133 answers, last by magicmick 00:09 Fri 22nd Mar 2013

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