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wolf63

The Difference Between Cats And Dogs

... training their young to go downstairs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht5dFBMgOGs :-)...
18:58 Sun 16th Jun 201920 answers, last by waterboatman 05:56 Tue 18th Jun 2019
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Theland

Just Out Of Hospital.

Just got out of hospital a few hours ago. Went for tests on Thursday to one hospital as an out patient, immediately sent to another and kept in until today. Breathing problems again. Very scary....
20:50 Sun 16th Jun 201925 answers, last by waterboatman 04:27 Tue 18th Jun 2019
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Patsy33

I Set Up...

Last summer, I set up a clinic for colonic irrigation. The hose ban hit us hard...
15:54 Sun 16th Jun 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 16:06 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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Chipchopper

I Went To The Doctor And...

She said, "what seems to be the problem ?" I explained "I've broken my neck in two places". She replied "well, stop going to those places"...
00:47 Sun 16th Jun 201915 answers, last by Patsy33 16:07 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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Spicerack

More Bad News

Our amateur dramatic society has cancelled its latest production because of a mystery electrical failure. We are powerless to act.
14:23 Sun 16th Jun 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 15:33 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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Patsy33

Name

At my wife's labour, the nurse came up to me and my wife and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."...
12:25 Sun 16th Jun 20193 answers, last by Canary42 14:03 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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Eleena

A Happy Fathers Day To All You Dads!

Have a good day all x
07:21 Sun 16th Jun 201946 answers, last by tonyav 20:11 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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marval

Organ

St Paul's church in our local town built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ to the new sanctuary. It was an intricate task that was completed successfully. The local news...
18:03 Fri 14th Jun 20197 answers, last by marval 21:05 Fri 14th Jun 2019
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Patsy33

Spice Girls Concert

People walked out of the Spice Girls concert last night because of dreadful sound problems. A sound engineer has been sacked for causing the issues. He turned the Mic's on....
21:01 Fri 14th Jun 20192 answers, last by tonyav 21:02 Fri 14th Jun 2019
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Buenchico

Better Than Usual

I managed a reasonable score of 5 out of 7 this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-48620395 Any takers?...
18:52 Fri 14th Jun 201974 answers, last by goodgoalie 22:34 Sat 15th Jun 2019
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Caran

Busy Nhs!!

Had a phone call from the hospital asking if I still wanted an appointment. When I asked what for the lady said I was on the list to see a doctor re high blood pressure and cholesterol. I said I had...
22:03 Thu 13th Jun 201912 answers, last by Caran 23:35 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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Patsy33

Tattoo

I had the map of Italy tattooed on my chest. I've got really sore Naples...
19:21 Thu 13th Jun 201912 answers, last by marval 21:26 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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Canary42

Another Amazing Catch . . . .

. . . . from the fairer sex (can I still say that?) this time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/48626595...
21:14 Thu 13th Jun 20197 answers, last by Cloverjo 05:44 Fri 14th Jun 2019
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bookbinder

Prison Riot.

A newspaper has reported that prisoners at a local jail are rioting. They have all been given new laptops, but when they press the 'escape' key, nothing happens.
17:01 Thu 13th Jun 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 18:04 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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-SharonA-

Paddy's Wife

Paddy's Wife said to him, "Oh sweetheart, what did you do to deserve a woman like me?" Paddy replies "God knows, but I won't be doing it again!"...
16:53 Thu 13th Jun 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 18:09 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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Sqad

Where Is Ummmm?

A prolific contributor hasn't been seen on AB since last Saturday with some health problems. Hope she is in good health....
10:10 Thu 13th Jun 201961 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:22 Fri 21st Jun 2019
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nailit

Do You Value Solitude

I have become one of those people that value solitude. I enjoy (for the most part) being on my own. I go to work in the day and actively been part of a team, but come night time...well its my time! I...
19:07 Wed 12th Jun 201926 answers, last by -SharonA- 15:13 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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TonyV

Rain And More Rain

Im in Leicester and cant remember seeing rain like we are having tonight, how is it where you are?
20:27 Wed 12th Jun 201946 answers, last by TonyV 19:55 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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ToraToraTora

Yep It's Another Belter From The Parole Board!

https://news.sky.com/story/man-dubbed-monster-of-worcester-after-killing-three-children-is-freed-11739630 Who are these people? Who can possibly conclude that this savage should ever see the daylight...
12:47 Tue 11th Jun 201965 answers, last by agchristie 08:14 Wed 12th Jun 2019
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marval

Seafood

People often ask me whether I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them it is good fun but I am rather accident prawn. I lied to my friends and told them I had created a life-size replica of Jackie Chan...
17:29 Tue 11th Jun 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 19:14 Tue 11th Jun 2019

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