Donate SIGN UP

marval

2021 to 2040 of 20423

First Previous 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Next Last

Avatar Image
cupid04

Out Jogging.

A man found a tennis ball while out jogging and put it in his pocket to give his dog back home. As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn't help but notice the large...
00:49 Tue 11th Jun 20194 answers, last by marval 16:59 Tue 11th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
cupid04

Lorry...

A family are driving behind an Ann Summer's lorry, and a sex toy falls out of the back on to their windscreen. 'What's that ?' asks their six year old son from the back of the car. 'Er --- just a bee,...
00:42 Tue 11th Jun 20194 answers, last by marval 16:57 Tue 11th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
murraymints

Happy Birthday Sandyroe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo MANY MANY HAPPIES DEAREST FRIEND XX...
03:41 Tue 11th Jun 201923 answers, last by pixie374 19:56 Tue 11th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
tiggerblue10

Rain, Rain, And More Rain

It's been peeing down heavily all day in London. Got soaked picking Little Tigs up from school even with the car and an umbrella going through the school gates. Whats the weather been like where you...
20:17 Mon 10th Jun 201938 answers, last by goodgoalie 22:09 Mon 10th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
albaqwerty

Ct And Mri Scans

further to my question https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Question1661949.htm just an update. Mr Alba had an MRI scan this morning which showed arteries all clear. Very good. Speech...
18:31 Mon 10th Jun 201912 answers, last by anneasquith 10:56 Wed 12th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Lord Nelson

When Lord Nelson died, he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
17:54 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 18:23 Mon 10th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Jackdaw33

Happy Birthday.

I may have missed it but I have not noticed a thread wishing Prince Philip a happy birthday. 98 today, some achievement.
16:43 Mon 10th Jun 20199 answers, last by SIRandyraven 16:26 Tue 11th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Chipchopper

Time To Go...

I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today.......well it was only collecting dust!...
13:24 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:53 Mon 10th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Caran

Train Numbers

Do you remember collecting train numbers back in the very old days? I'm sure I go back further and collected car numbers or have I imagined that one?...
23:26 Sun 09th Jun 201921 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 05:42 Tue 11th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
murraymints

Happy Birthday Rowanwitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo&t=96s MANY MANY HAPPIES DEAREST FRIEND XX...
05:50 Mon 10th Jun 201924 answers, last by tonyav 19:58 Mon 10th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Caran

Silly Rhymes

For some reason this popped into my head today. I made you look I made you stare I made the barber cut your hair He cut it long He cut it short He cut it with a knife and fork. We used to recite this...
20:32 Fri 07th Jun 201967 answers, last by Caran 22:56 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Why Are You Single?

Why are you single, I've been asked. "You're intelligent, attractive, caring and creative" I reply, "I'm over qualified"...
19:15 Sun 09th Jun 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 21:02 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
maggiebee

Dreaming

Last night I dreamed that I'd written The Lord of the Rings I was Tolkien in my sleep...
13:24 Sun 09th Jun 20196 answers, last by marval 17:00 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
maggiebee

Happy

I bought my wife a new fridge. Her face lit up when she opened it.
13:14 Sun 09th Jun 20195 answers, last by 1ozzy 17:07 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
maggiebee

Dictionary

I looked up the word opaque. The answer wasn't very clear.
20:46 Sat 08th Jun 20193 answers, last by marval 16:57 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
seekeerz

French Open

I would like to congratulate the young lady who won the womens final, not only for her excellent tennis, but also for her composure and demeanour in the face of many disruptions, mostly rain, which...
23:51 Sat 08th Jun 20196 answers, last by Butterbun 22:01 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
rockyracoon

Meet Ricky

The latest recruit at Casa Racoon https://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd382/frizzytwig/IMG_0733_zpsn1cb3c0k.jpg...
10:57 Sun 09th Jun 201933 answers, last by rockyracoon 11:24 Mon 10th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
Smowball

Having Bad Day...

Today would have been my mums birthday - she was just 59 when she died and today would have been 70. Far too young.
22:29 Sat 08th Jun 201930 answers, last by Calicogirl 17:31 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
albaqwerty

Mri And Ct Scans

could some kind person please explain the difference if any? We were told last night that they were keeping Mr Alba in over the weekend for monitoring and would go for an MRI on Monday as they didn't...
20:21 Sat 08th Jun 201919 answers, last by Calicogirl 12:10 Sun 09th Jun 2019
Avatar Image
murraymints

Happy Birthday Islander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inS9gAgSENE Happy birthday Islander xx...
06:04 Sat 08th Jun 20199 answers, last by Islander 19:46 Sat 08th Jun 2019

2021 to 2040 of 20423

First Previous 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Next Last