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Tomorrow's The Day!!

We are in a hotel in Bristol. OH has his final appointment to see if he can be fitted with a cochlear ear inplant. The appointment is at 10.15 am so we didn't want to risk the traffic in the morning....

Canary42

Xmas Cracker Competition, Entry Number 1

Who is Santa's favourite singer Elfis Prezzie...

nailit

F A O Sqad

Further to my Mums terminal bone cancer diagnosis earlier on this year... She's recently had more tests (scans, x-rays and bloods). Had a phone call today off my sister who was at oncology with her....

pastafreak

End Of An Era For Me

Due to being pushed into a corner by my place of employment....I've handed in my resignation. I guess I'm...RETIRED!!...

naomi24

Does Anyone Know If B00 Is Okay?

She hasn't been around since May.

marval

Modern Tools

Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a...

teacake44

Is It All Worth It.

The Christmas day not to far away, and you can already see tempers fraying on the roads, foot to the floor, jumping red lights, horns blasting away in temper, everyone racing to get from A to B and...

Unsureme

Bob Willis Dies.

https://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/11878027/bob-willis-ex-england-captain-and-sky-sports-cricket-expert-dies-aged-70 If any Cricket fans are interested. Bob Willis died today,aged 70....

Smowball

What Have We All Be Up To This Eve??

A friend picked me up to deliver some orders to customers seeing as I can’t drive at the moment(and I gave her a present). Then I came home and cooked gnocchi. Watched one of my current favourite...

Patsy33

I Recently Took A Pole...

I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed

fraser

Night Howls

This might get remove but where is ag hope she is ok, like coming home at night having a chat.

Canary42

3In1

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter f. Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what...

wolf63

Palmerston Has Returned ...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/palmerston-cat-foreign-office-suffering-stress-a4301816.html :-)...

maggiebee

Perfect Spelling

Spelling Checker I have a spelling chequer, It came with my pea see. It plane lee marques for my revue Miss steaks eye cannot see. Each thyme when eye have struck the quays I weight for it to say If...

-SharonA-

Oh Dear!

Paddy got a new job as an errand boy at the big house near to where he lived. His first errand, he was asked to go and buy a 2lb bag of sugar. At the shop he could only find 1lb bags so he returned...

naomi24