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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZmPHJPvZE Many Happies Butcher xx...
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gollob
Why was Danny Dyer ever plcked as the host of this rubbish quiz. Uneducated and has problems pronouncing the words properly and at times standing there with his hands in hjs pockets. Why are such vast...
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Khandro
I applied for a job as a Citroen car salesman & they told me my application needed the support of 2CV's...
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emmie
so early, its not like it's Christmas yet. It takes out some of the magic, or is it that no one watches them anyway......
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Bazile
Am I correct in saying that the deadline to register your wishes is tommorrow ? What is your wishes - assuming you want to say ?...
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wiltsman
https://www.vividmaps.com/2016/12/the-great-scone-map-of-united-kingdom.html As a distraction from Brexit, I thought I'd check how you pronounce SCONE. Do you pronounce it so it rhymes with GONE, or...
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retrocop
A pretty little girl named Sally was sitting on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS....
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Buenchico
After doing well last week, I'm back to my usual score of 3 this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-50377297 Unlike last week, where it was so easy that the lowest score anyone got was 3, I reckon...
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Patsy33
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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Patsy33
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him on his nose!. No one does that to a...
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albaqwerty
Played a daft game this afternoon, we had fun :-) Anyhoo, name an actor with a cat name, some we came up with were: Catalie Portman Diane Kitten Will Feral Film/Book was The Great Catsby Politician...
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Canary42
I was lonely and decided life would be more fun if I had a small pet. I went to the pet store and told them that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a centipede,...
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo...
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Tilly2
Has anyone been on Safari, part of which was a nightime game walk? If so, how did the game walk go? Did you see anything? Was it a bit scary? Did you get bitten by insects?...
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Patsy33
Wondering what I should have to eat, I called for some advice. "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She replied sternly, "The men I please, is none of your business!"...
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-1fTlSDF0 hope your day was good xx...
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Khandro
Do you wear a hat? Do you think men should remove theirs when addressing a woman? https://emilypost.com/advice/hats-off-hat-etiquette-for-everyone/...
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albaqwerty
Interviewer : I see you have a four year gap in your cv. Why is that? Me: That's the time I went to Yale. Interviewer : Aaah, that's fine. Can you start next Monday? Me: Yes, as I really need this...
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choux
I found this in my local parish magazine, uncredited: The Old Countrywoman I've been coming here on Sundays for seventy year or so. Twas here that I was christened and here I'll want to go. Now I know...
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nailit
Just curious but how many ABers are regular cinema goers? Just been to see The Joker. I don't own a TV so going to see a film is something of a treat. And there is something different about viewing a...

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