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Canary42

The Years . . . .

The years have been good to me, it was the weekends that did the damage.
20:01 Tue 29th Oct 20193 answers, last by marval 21:30 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Vote

In the next election vote for Ali Baba At least you know there are only 40 thieves...
19:25 Tue 29th Oct 20192 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:33 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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Chipchopper

What The....

I stopped off to pick up a Chinese takeaway on my way home from work the other day and placed the bags in the passenger foot well of my car. As I was driving along I could hear something making a...
15:26 Tue 29th Oct 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:14 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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10ClarionSt

Are You A "so Flake"?

So, are you one of those people who starts every sentence with the word "So"? Even worse: Like, so some people do don't dee? Where have the "So flakes" come from?...
08:15 Tue 29th Oct 201927 answers, last by DarceyK123 19:30 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Wendilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ooei1yJYc many happies Wendi xx...
06:17 Tue 29th Oct 201912 answers, last by albaqwerty 21:19 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Thanks

I'd like to thank whoever told my mum that What The Funicular means "Wow that's fantastic". Her texts are so much more fun now....
22:52 Mon 28th Oct 20195 answers, last by maggiebee 10:57 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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-SharonA-

Steamy.........

I shall take to bed and have my way with you. I will make ache, shake and sweat til you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point where you...
20:33 Mon 28th Oct 20195 answers, last by maggiebee 22:47 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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wolf63

Dangling From A Chimney!

I have no idea how this chap found himself in this situation but I wish the rescuers luck in getting him down....
10:38 Mon 28th Oct 201955 answers, last by Patsy33 18:15 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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bookbinder

John The Jogger.

John goes to see his doctor. He says, "I'm feeling very much under par, doctor. My joints are stiff, and it's an effort to climb the stairs." After an examination, the doctor says, "You need more...
17:03 Mon 28th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 18:06 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Duped

I was duped into buying counterfeit The Who merchandise. Won't get fooled again!...
16:39 Mon 28th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 18:07 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Barsel

Keeping It Simple.

I'm with TalkTalk and I'm happy with the package I have. All I have is the internet with any time calls to landlines and mobiles. They also throw in little extras like free caller display and last...
11:02 Mon 28th Oct 201920 answers, last by Buenchico 23:35 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Chit Chat

This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious that she thought her cat understood her.... I came back into the house and told my dog .......... we laughed a lot....
11:00 Mon 28th Oct 20194 answers, last by marval 16:28 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Work

Just been offered a job at the local ice cream factory. I turned it down...... I don't like working on sundaes...
10:37 Mon 28th Oct 20196 answers, last by Bazile 16:31 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Bobbisox1

Does Anyone Here Actually Observe Halloween?

I never have and never will, i dislike everything about it...
15:46 Mon 28th Oct 2019108 answers, last by pixie374 16:54 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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-SharonA-

Dave

Dave was born without eyelids. So when he was circumcised, they used the skin to give him eyelids. The operation was a success, he is just a little cockeyed!...
17:25 Sun 27th Oct 20197 answers, last by cupid04 16:49 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Grand Parents

My Grandparents are called Pearl & Dean. We just know them as Gran and Grand-pa pa pa pa pa pa.......
16:54 Sun 27th Oct 20193 answers, last by marval 18:44 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Ken4155

Conspicuous By His Absence.

I know 8 days isn't a long time but it's not like Togo to miss TWO 'Saturday Punt' threads? Last active on 18th Oct. Anyone any ideas. Hope all's well with him and his family.
14:05 Sat 26th Oct 201926 answers, last by Barsel 17:14 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Everhelpful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo many happies ever..hope you look in xx...
05:43 Sun 27th Oct 20198 answers, last by tonyav 23:58 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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murraymints

Belated Happy Birthday Sharona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6BzCpNOZX0 Belated birthday wishes Sharon xx sorry was not home yesterday xx hope your day was fab...
05:38 Sun 27th Oct 201915 answers, last by waterboatman 04:42 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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murraymints

Belated Happy Birthday Bbbananas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t1vaF50Ks0 hope you had a great day Salla xx apologies..was not home yesterday xx...
05:36 Sun 27th Oct 20195 answers, last by tonyav 23:56 Sun 27th Oct 2019

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