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murraymints

Belated Happy Birthday Mallyh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo for yesterday..sorry wasn't home.. hope you had a great day...
05:35 Sun 27th Oct 201922 answers, last by mallyh 18:18 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Ha Ha

Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there!
12:10 Sun 27th Oct 20198 answers, last by johnny.5 15:43 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Canary42

Save Now !

A couple were in financial difficulties and, after talking things through one night, agreed that they needed to economise wherever they could. The next evening, the husband returned home from work red...
20:14 Sat 26th Oct 20194 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:25 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Heart Warming Story

There are some lovely human beings out there.. https://www.metaspoon.com/stray-dogs-get-beds/...
19:12 Thu 24th Oct 20196 answers, last by marval 22:09 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Bobbisox1

Dark Nights, Like Them Or Loathe Them?

I actually quite like them, heating on,blinds closed, cozy and warm inside Not much on TV at weekends so it might be Netflix or amazon fire cube, What’s your plans for a cold Saturday night ?...
17:09 Sat 26th Oct 201957 answers, last by hereIam 08:56 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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tiggerblue10

So Dark Here

It's just turned 5 and I've closed the curtains and put the lights on. It was sunny this morning but it seems like it's been raining most of the day. Wanted to pop out earlier for a walk but the rain...
16:01 Sat 26th Oct 201937 answers, last by TonyV 21:19 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Climbing Centre

I was at a climbing centre the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn't make it up!
15:59 Sat 26th Oct 20196 answers, last by zebo 10:28 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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johnny.5

I Got Given A Turkey Yesterday

I was told if I put it in the freezer it would be ok until Christmas
10:42 Sat 26th Oct 20196 answers, last by Bazile 15:46 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Local News

This is one of the stories from our local rag today. Must be a slow news day, but I found it amusing. "Fife security guard whacked with Greggs baguette after telling man not to touch cakes."...
09:08 Sat 26th Oct 20195 answers, last by marval 15:27 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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wolf63

Newspaper Headline To Make You ...

... groan or smile https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/1007095/angus-man-who-tried-to-fly-drone-into-perth-prison-claimed-romanian-circus-stole-his-chihuahua/...
04:33 Sat 26th Oct 20199 answers, last by marval 15:25 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Buenchico

Jet Set, Jet Lagged Or Jetsam?

Those are the three categories (for scores of 7, 4 to 6 and 1 to 3, respectively) for responses to this week's BBC quiz. I'm 'jet lagged' with a score of 5. That's good for me although I reckon that...
19:08 Fri 25th Oct 201958 answers, last by Buenchico 17:59 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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johnny.5

Which Is Your Favourite ?

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/wildlife-photographer-of-the-year-winners-announced-220107138/photo-humming-surprise-thomas-easterbrook-uk-164558763.html...
14:24 Fri 25th Oct 201922 answers, last by david small 18:58 Fri 25th Oct 2019
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ToraToraTora

Would You Get On One Of These?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50151573 I think the first flight should include all the engineers etc that fixed it as well as the Board of Boeing....
15:11 Fri 25th Oct 201939 answers, last by douglas9401 12:19 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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chessington

Doc Martin

Book me in please, no wait for scans, lumber puncture, no having to go to the hospital for them and no wait for prescriptions in the chemist either wow also he diagnoses most things there and then.
06:53 Thu 24th Oct 201926 answers, last by elliemay1 17:32 Fri 01st Nov 2019
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Canary42

What A Bummer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50158953...
17:31 Thu 24th Oct 201916 answers, last by Deskdiary 07:04 Fri 25th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

And There's More!

I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah. I thought: 'He’s trying to pull a fast one.' I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. This bloke said to me: 'I’m going to attack...
15:51 Thu 24th Oct 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 17:37 Thu 24th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Tis A Puzzlement

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting'...
15:37 Thu 24th Oct 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 17:34 Thu 24th Oct 2019
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lindapalmara

Circus Couple

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their...
08:31 Thu 24th Oct 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 16:15 Thu 24th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Someone..

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I have a stalker....
17:30 Wed 23rd Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 18:55 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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davebro

Do You Take Medication For Blood Pressure?

The Hygia Trial has shown a significant reduction in cardiovascular events (such as heart attacks, strokes and cardiovascular deaths) in patients who take their blood pressure medication at night. I'm...
13:07 Wed 23rd Oct 201914 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:57 Wed 23rd Oct 2019

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