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Patsy33

Clocks Back

They can clear off, if they think I'm putting my clocks back this weekend. It's darn well daylight robbery!...
12:09 Tue 22nd Oct 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:49 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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mallyh

Stepping

I try to do 10000 steps or more a day but when the weather is bad I don't go out so bought a treadmill ,it came today and I did 10mins and am absolutely k@@@@@@@@.
14:51 Tue 22nd Oct 201911 answers, last by mallyh 07:59 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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tamborine

Aberfan

Fiftieth anniversary of souls lost in Wales. I cannot imagine their terror. https://imgshare.io/images/2019/10/22/174459B4-FE70-4C7A-A5B0-6B40B00421A0.png...
12:17 Tue 22nd Oct 201918 answers, last by hereIam 16:11 Tue 22nd Oct 2019
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marval

Too Much

My partner reckons I drink too much Gin. This came as a bit of a shock. I didn’t even realise I had a partner....
21:59 Mon 21st Oct 201910 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 23:04 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Canary42

Spotted On A Placard

Brexit is the dodgy surgeon who promises a bloke a penis which will touch the ground, then cuts off his legs.
19:47 Mon 21st Oct 20194 answers, last by maggiebee 22:08 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Talking To Plants

Apparently it’s good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots....
19:40 Mon 21st Oct 20195 answers, last by marval 21:38 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Wife's Name.

An American Indian introduced me to his wife. I asked what her name was. He replied, "Four horses". I said that was an unusual name, and asked, "What does it mean?"He said, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!......
09:33 Mon 21st Oct 20196 answers, last by Bazile 21:12 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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sunny-dave

I Would Put This In Jokes ...

... but it's all too real https://i.postimg.cc/xd2VM5Sc/Screen-Shot-2019-10-21-at-16-48-09.png...
15:51 Mon 21st Oct 20193 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:09 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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rockyracoon

Meet Rodney

We've dipped our toe in the rescue pool again and fished out the lovely Rodney 'Rodders'...
14:24 Mon 21st Oct 201935 answers, last by Tilly2 19:35 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Rockrose

Sad News Today

I went to my riding lesson today and found out that the horse I ride Big George had to be euthanasised . It’s come as a shock I knew that he had a form of cancer but it’s one that a horse can live...
14:29 Sun 20th Oct 201933 answers, last by TonyV 12:50 Tue 22nd Oct 2019
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melv16

Sick, Sick, Sick!

I just read on my local forum that some psychos have got into my local animal farm and randomly slaughtered 4 goats. WHY?...
15:07 Sun 20th Oct 201916 answers, last by Barsel 15:53 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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zabado

A Man Playing Darts,

A man playing darts,the 1st dart hits double 20, the 2nd dart hits double 20 and the 3rd dart hits the wire, bounces out and kills mother superior while she's collecting donations for the church. The...
09:17 Sun 20th Oct 20193 answers, last by marval 13:14 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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agchristie

Night Howls Will Be Back...

And yes,I'm ok...
12:31 Sun 20th Oct 201962 answers, last by mushroom25 18:18 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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marval

Great Canal Journeys

Don't forget there is a new one tomorrow, at 8pm channel four. I suspect this will be their last, as Pru is getting worse....
21:55 Sat 19th Oct 20197 answers, last by naomi24 21:35 Tue 22nd Oct 2019
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SparklyKid

Wot.no Nights Howls Tonight

I shall have an early night then.
21:50 Sat 19th Oct 201991 answers, last by naomi24 11:32 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Darts

Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the target. From the lounge wife asks: "What are you doing honey?" Husband: “Missing you"...
21:04 Sat 19th Oct 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 21:52 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Canary42

Suit Yourself

My tailor is quite happy to make a new suit for me - or sew it's seams
14:31 Sat 19th Oct 20198 answers, last by Captain2 17:22 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Canary42

Blond Jokes

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine." A blond man spots a letter on his...
18:31 Fri 18th Oct 20192 answers, last by -SharonA- 21:06 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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tigerlelly

Jane Asher's Coffee And Walnut Cake

Some years ago a popular magazine for women (can't remember which) published the recipe for Jane Asher's coffee and walnut cake. It included double cream in the icing. My recipe disappeared after my...
07:42 Wed 16th Oct 20198 answers, last by tigerlelly 21:40 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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Buenchico

Are You A Champion Jockey . . .

. . . a cowboy or simply 'unseated'? Those are the categories (for scores of 7, 4 to 6 and 1 to 3 respectively) in this week's BBC Quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-50055765 I've been 'unseated'...
18:29 Fri 18th Oct 201986 answers, last by Buenchico 15:57 Sat 19th Oct 2019

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