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Are We Happy Tonight ?

Had a lovely day with friends ,now watching old Downton Abbey’s on Prime Have you had a good day?...

Teensmows Dad Has Been Shot.....

He was.on phone to his mum.when the guy burst in and shot him, and she heard the gunshot and called police. If He hadn't been on phone hed have bled to death. He's in surgery in Addenbrookes right...

johnny.5

What An Achievement Congratulations To Him

Eliud Kipchoge breaks two-hour marathon mark by 20 seconds https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/50025543...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Netibiza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo&t=53s many many happies Neti xx...

Bobbisox1

Fao Retrocop

Hope all went well , today for you...

Buenchico

Waning? Eclipsed? Those are the three categories (for scores of 7, 4 to 6 and 0 to 3, respectively) in this week's BBC quiz. As I've achieved my bog standard score of 3, I'm 'eclipsed' (no surprise...

RATTER15

I Went To My Gp. I Was Having Problems Down Below!!

The young lady Dr, said you will have to stop masturbating!! "Why" I said She replied "Im trying to examine you!!!"...

Rockrose

Gin

Oh yum for you gin drinkers, if you see it you must try Loch Measc gin I bought it whilst down south recently. Absolutely gorgeous and very drinkable...

Bobbisox1

Well Done Hays Travel ,our Local Travel Company

For taking on 1000 TC staff who are back behind their computers today, Hays started with one shop in Sunderland , this is a really nice feel good feeling for those who faced a bleak Christmas...

Barmaid

After All Tomorrow Is Another Day

What an absolute b**** of a day. First I took my darling cat to the vets. Symptoms I reported require further tests. Loads of other stuff then I am driving Mr BM to the Stroke Clinic (He had a stroke...

retrocop

Horror Scope

A guy goes to see his doctor, and after an examination, he asks the doctor if he will be ok? Dr. says "doubt it, mercury is in Uranus". Patient says "I don’t do that astrology". Doctor replies "Me...

johnny.5

When I Was A Poorly Little Lamb Mummy Used To Give

malt extract with cod liver oil very slowly pinching my nose and the taste staying with you for hours well I soon got better what "medicine" were you given as a nipper ? ie friars balsam on a sugar...

-SharonA-

Boom Boom!

A man boards a plane with six kids in tow. After they get settled in their seats, a woman across the aisle leans over to him and asks "Are all those kids yours?" "No I work for a condom factory" He...

Patsy33

Disappointed

Hi all, I was supposed to start my first radiation treatment today, at 12.30 pm. Just had a phone call to say, treatment is waiting on a signature from Consultant. If they can't get one, the treatment...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Sir Alec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo&t=2s many many happies siralec xx...

marval

My Grandma

My Grandma discovered an online knitting forum. She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her. My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message...

phleb

My Mum Passed Away

I'm finding it so hard. I feel so guilty. I want her back. She was my world. I miss her....

Canary42

Snookered

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/49944958...

Patsy33

Colander

I yelled into a colander this morning, and strained my voice..

ToraToraTora

What's Your Personality? Fao Andy Hughes

On a thread in news I called myself a "logician" - mainly thinking of the dictionary definition, however AH posted a link to a site that explained the personality type of "logician" - TBH I did...

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