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Smowball

Cheer Me Up!

I’ve had one hell of a day what with one thing and another. So I don’t care what it is - a daft story, comment, joke, something daft, anything will do lol. Even what you’ve done today x...
21:47 Mon 29th Jul 201917 answers, last by Jordyboy9 10:13 Tue 30th Jul 2019
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marval

Tattoo

I was thinking of having a Tattoo for my birthday. But I decided not to, as I have quite a small garden, and I am not really that fond of bagpipe music anyway....
21:09 Mon 29th Jul 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 14:00 Tue 30th Jul 2019
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marval

Fancy Dress

I got invited to a fancy dress party in Birmingham, and my friend said the theme was "spice". So I went dressed as a chilli pepper, but when I got there, everyone else was dressed as astronauts....
21:39 Sat 27th Jul 201913 answers, last by tonyav 20:34 Sun 28th Jul 2019
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Smowball

Son Has Been Victim Of Domestic Assault

My son has been attacked by an ex girlfriend - twice in one week. Once was when he was trying to break up with her. She launched herself at him and has gouged the skin out of his chest, arms and back...
17:35 Sat 27th Jul 201954 answers, last by TonyV 05:18 Sun 28th Jul 2019
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New Judge

The Chicken And The Duck

Heard a goodie when down Dorzett this week. A chicken and a duck meet up in the High Street. "Hello duck" says the chicken "What you up to today?" "Well, I've never been on the other side of the road...
23:05 Fri 26th Jul 20196 answers, last by Arksided 16:44 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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marval

The Inventor

The inventor of Chinese whispers died today. Pass it on....
21:05 Fri 26th Jul 201911 answers, last by DTCwordfan 12:05 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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marval

A Warning

A pharmaceutical company has developed a new drug. When administered to women, it compels them to join a convent. They have issued a warning though that it can be habit forming....
18:05 Fri 26th Jul 20196 answers, last by marval 21:04 Fri 26th Jul 2019
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Buenchico

A Miserable 3 For Me This Week

. . . but I thought that the BBC quiz was a bit trickier than usual. However you lot are probably going to prove me wrong, aren't you? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-49070812...
17:40 Fri 26th Jul 201973 answers, last by Buenchico 20:10 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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Bigbad

Carl Beech Jailed For 18 Years.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49130670 Good. What a piece of filth. The devastation he has caused to other people's live's must be immeasurable....
13:48 Fri 26th Jul 201930 answers, last by Zacs-Master 11:07 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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mallyh

A Husband Said

one evening a husband says to his wife "when I die i'd like it to be while I'm making love " his wife replies "well at least it will be a quick death "...
12:38 Fri 26th Jul 201914 answers, last by Arksided 16:25 Fri 26th Jul 2019
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Chipchopper

Feeling Lucky ?

For the first time in my life, yesterday I actually found a four leaf clover. Well well I thought, this could be my lucky day, so I picked it and tucked it in my shirt pocket. I was ironing that very...
11:18 Thu 25th Jul 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:16 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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Bobbisox1

This Med Weather Is Fantastic

People moan when it's too hot and moan when it's too cold, You gotta suck it up buttercup then in 10 years time say "remember the summer of '19 "...
15:48 Thu 25th Jul 201960 answers, last by 237SJ 18:47 Fri 26th Jul 2019
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spathiphyllum

Dog Walkers

Not going to lie, if you have a dog and you need social media to remind you how to look after it (hot cars, hot pavements, hot hot hot) you really shouldn't have a dog....
14:37 Thu 25th Jul 201936 answers, last by sparkyrupesh1003 02:13 Fri 26th Jul 2019
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albaqwerty

Rutger Hauer - Sad News

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rutger-hauer-died-blade-runner-actor-dead-age-75-roy-batty-cause-of-death-short-illness-2019-07-24/ RIP...
21:15 Wed 24th Jul 201912 answers, last by dannyk13 11:32 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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AnthonyLeads

What Is The Your Most Memorable Travel Experience?

can you explain where, what and how it happen?
19:33 Wed 24th Jul 201918 answers, last by derekpara 08:07 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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nailit

Cant Imagine The Anguish

At work today we noticed (on the cctv monitor) the amount of police cars/vans circling around outside. Sometime after we had the police come in to our warehouse and found out why. Two kids..brother...
18:34 Wed 24th Jul 20197 answers, last by albaqwerty 21:08 Wed 24th Jul 2019
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ladybirder

Dog Vs Gull? Which Is Your Money On?

How awful, poor little chap. What are his chances I wonder? The options are too horrible to contemplate. I hope you get home safely Gizmo....
14:08 Mon 22nd Jul 201929 answers, last by ladybirder 20:26 Sun 28th Jul 2019
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marval

Complaint

I recently made a complaint to the council. Because of my neighbours constant drilling. According to the letter I received. It is a standard procedure at the Army barracks....
17:31 Wed 24th Jul 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 19:39 Wed 24th Jul 2019
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david small

Do You Think It Inappropriate To Wolf Whistle An Attractive Women?

Only once to show you appreciate how pretty she looks....
18:08 Tue 23rd Jul 201917 answers, last by sanmac 23:04 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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Chipchopper

Soooo Hot!

It was so hot today, I just stood in front of the freezer and stripped naked and enjoyed the cool air. The store manager was less than impressed !!...
09:08 Tue 23rd Jul 20198 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:49 Tue 23rd Jul 2019

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